will my glasses ever be clean

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

*torturing you* dude trust me, something really cool happens. you just have to reflect on it for a bit. i'm doing this because i want you to reach your full potential okay?

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

the man who packs his suitcase like he’s going to shit himself every day is a fool every trip but one

got tested for the sleepytired and it came back positive

I might seem okay but deep down I wanna go on a vacation every month