OmNomNominator

A little bit for Monica, she's my wife

A little bit for Erica, for her strife

My books all go to Rita, cause she reads

My greenhouse goes to Tina, she plants trees

The furniture is Sandra's, on my lawn

Jewelry for Mary, she can pawn

Ashes go to Jessica, that's my plan

oh! the space needle is a cute mascot base for seattle’s MLB team! i wonder how they managed to communicate that in a big foam costume?

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Runner up to Spacey the Needle was a man in a diaper

Initial reception was bad. Like, chanting "Kill the Moose" on debut night bad.

The Moose attempted to break the world record for longest indoor flight (and even that didn't change poor fan reception)

The Moose commonly rides on inline skates while being towed by an ATV, and once crashed into the outfield wall during a playoff game, resulting in a broken ankle and dislocated fibula

Younger folk are getting really good at spotting AI slop, to the consternation of marketing execs.

the following events ensued:

1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldn’t you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?

2. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my band name” jokes

3. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my stripper name” jokes

4. one “ah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa town” joke

5. this absolute masterpiece:

It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.