OmNomNominator

His joy and whimsy at seeing this

His acknowledgement of it not being as interesting as the chase

once had friends mercilessly fail three attempts at making me a birthday cake before realizing they’d been using diatomaceous earth in lieu of flour the whole time

Saying that he detected the “telltale signs” the first time he lay down in it, local infant Joshua Singer told reporters Friday that he can already tell his defective crib is going to be recalled. “Man, this one’s a real piece of work; I can actually feel it moving from side to side while I’m in it,” the 6-month-old said, pointing to several hazardous design flaws in his wooden cradle that he speculated would lead to its mass recall in the near future.