you've been summoned for july duty

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

I dont care about matt damon and ben affleck but they gave us Which could mean nothing so they are like rpf patron saints in a way

doomscrolling thru the weather app

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

i like videogames

you are a bad person

i like toys and playing. and sweets

you piss me off so much every day

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

imagine being in a club in 1983 and DJ's like here's a new one and blue monday starts playing. i would've left the club injured.

a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this