they're saying spending 2 hours in the word doc changing words slightly to be more specific and evocative and moving endless commas around is one of the most noble and respected things that you can do

Getting kicked off love island for trying to poison the men

men will say “princess treatment ❤️” and then it’s just how i normally treat the cashier at the store

Well that’s between me and my flesh

<3 is so powerful

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

fuck its Already like 100 am

you've been summoned for july duty

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

I dont care about matt damon and ben affleck but they gave us Which could mean nothing so they are like rpf patron saints in a way