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I think the amogi (plural for amogus) are larval tellytubbies

hey fully vaxxed (american) people ur still gonna like. wear a mask right. on account of there’s no visual indicator that ur vaccinated. and on account of u wanna give service workers and nonvaxxed people peace of mind when ur interacting with them. and on account of vaccines aren’t 100 percent effective. and on account of so many antimaskers and antivaxxers are gonna lie and say they’re vaccinated so they can not wear one and then ur at an even higher risk. yknow. on account of vaccines aren’t 100 percent effective.

not 2 exaggerate but the good place’s thesis of “if the modern pressures of life were removed, we would inherently seek out opportunities to learn and become better and kinder people” is a more interesting and valuable thing to say about society than anything that’s ever been said about cell phones

*missing the charging port on my phone* don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it

There's something really special about lil nas x being like "subtext? No. Old town road is literally about riding horses. If I was going to write a song about riding dick, like. Trust me. You'd know" and then he did

i love abortion and i love divorce

i pop some pills and i ride my horse

i log onto tumblr and i start discourse

eyyyy macarena

some of you don't deserve to go in the soup

do non americans know that sometimes you’ll just see lifelike human testicles hanging off the back of peoples trucks

non american here! i wish i didnt learn english

netflixs model of continually introducing new shows and then cancelling them because their business model is based on growing new subscriptions rather than maintaining current ones is like a prime example of why media under capitalism sucks

He lunged after my cock like he was a polar bear. And I was the last coca cola on earth

if ur feeling desperately sad this summer, wait until it gets dark and half quiet and then open a window. cool air and passing cars are gonna heal ur heart. i promise

I’ll take “things people who don’t understand clinical depression say” for $500,Alec.

hmmm interesting theory considering how I’m on 40 mg of Prozac daily & see a therapist regularly bcuz I’m actively suicidal the majority of the time but sure, go ahead & be a dick on my light hearted post about something small u can do to momentarily relieve some of the crushing burden on ur life lol

Anyways here’s an article that explains why opening windows is good for your mental (and physical) health and can help to reduce symptoms of depression

who is alec

alec trebex host of Jepoardy 

can we talk about the way we encourage women to enter stem fields but then do nothing to change what makes stem environments hostile to women

society is so fucked up abba should be way bigger than the beatles