stop i’m so caterpilled rn

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

pushing back against oldest child stereotypes by making unwise choices and not being dependable

they just announced all women should eat 4 meals a day and at least 2 nice snacks. they made it the general consensus

And to not count the calories ♡ they said those don't matter anymore

happy pride month to that guy on project runway who had his design insulted by karlie kloss and he told her that she could wear it to dinner with the kushners

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i hate that morrissey wrote i was looking for a job and then i found a job and heaven knows im miserable now. i hate that i have to give him that

Come to think of it, it really is insane that my entire country is burning alive and literally no one in the rest of the world cares. Thousands of Indians are dying every day from the heat, it's 45+ degrees in multiple areas, the government couldn't give two fucks, we're getting severe warnings and red alerts, and not a soul outside of South Asia is speaking about it because why would you ever care about brown people

it’s crazy how steaming mad your fellow homosexual will become when you tell them you don’t believe in astrology. like i thought we all agreed it’s impolite to bring up spiritual beliefs in light conversation with acquaintances and then get upset when they don’t share said beliefs