stop i’m so caterpilled rn

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

in another timeline wes anderson is a middle school theater teacher bankrupting his art department with the most over-budget production of suessical the musical jr. that suburban houston will ever see

let’s all have joint pain and digestive issues

If you saw me recreationally vaccinating homeschooled children with blow darts then you should be thanking me, no? Relax a little. Blow darts are cool

You are just jealous of my ethical human safari

when u click with someone and they have the audacity to live far away

have you noticed that everything depends on various factors

(So horny it’s not even eliciting a physical reaction anymore) now draw them in a strained but ultimately polite professional relationship

everyone in the grocery store is my enemy