stop i’m so caterpilled rn

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

(So horny it’s not even eliciting a physical reaction anymore) now draw them in a strained but ultimately polite professional relationship

everyone in the grocery store is my enemy

if you sneeze without covering your mouth on public transit then you deserve *pauses to consider my convictions regarding punitive justice* *nods head resolutely* the death penalty

i love you green. i love you forests. i love you smell of damp earth. i love you feeling before the storm breaks. i love you moss. i love you rivers. i love you streams. i love you thunderstorms. i love you sunlight shining through leaves.

taught myself how to do one (1) excel function and now i understand what hubris is. the gods themselves could not stop me

GIRLS IN MY PHONE. WE CAN DO IT

The most expensive CGI in the world will never impress me as much as Muppets riding bicycles

IDK it pisses me off the way people act like murderers are some sort of great puzzle to be solved when 90% of the time its literally just a boring freak that hates women