Promoting the Anakin Skywalker Agenda

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

OH MY GOD MY CATS HAVE FANART

best thing a male character can do is be dog-coded. second best thing a male character can do is sob hysterically

Third best thing a male character can do is be covered in his own blood and being in a delirium because of the blood loss.

In a local production of hadestown that i saw, when it came time for orpheus to sing epic III, the fates didnt give him his guitar back. You see, up on the platform by hades' office door, a shiny black guitar has been mounted on the wall throughout the whole play. It is this guitar that orpheus is given to play epic III on: hades' guitar. He once sang a song of love like orpheus, you know.

Shit like this is why community and regional theatre is important. Professional or amateur. Doesn't matter. You get artistic interpretations that aren't in the original.

What I mean to say is that it's very easy to delude yourself into believing you are more in tune with your environment when your environment is not actively hostile to your existence in every conceivable way

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

Do you wanna go watch the sunlight pierce the leaves of the forest with me?

Actually, no, I don't think that friendships dropping like flies in your late 20s and early 30s because no one has time for that between overwork and family obligations and marriage and kids and partners and the ritual of the time slayer is normal and ok. No I don't think deep conversations and spontaneous adventures being replaced with a tired coffee every six months is a normal part of growing up. I don't think that emotional intimacy and soul bonds disintegrating in the face of practical inconvenience is a fact of life. I think that means something is deeply deeply wrong with our society and I will never forgive it for the friends I've lost

post so nice had to reblog it twice and force it down everyone's throats

hi so yeah im trying to find the hotel california and i know i have to take the highway to hell but i accidentally turned left onto the boulevard of broken dreams. i took the first hard right onto the rocky road to dublin cuz i thought it would loop back around but it didnt lol and i know im waaaaaay off course bc i just drove by the house of the rising sun haha. so how many miles until i get to the hotel

500 MILES?!?!?!

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her