samwise the brave

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

i hope brad pitt dies in 2026 i hope johnny depp dies in 2026 i hope james charles dies in 2026 i hope woody allen dies in 2026 i hope both paul brothers die in 2026 i hope shane dawson dies in 2026 but it won't happen unless we all get really lucky or some of us decide to do something brave and important.

imagine being rose tyler and your hot butch boyfriend turns into a twink

everyone talks about how strong and great Aragorn was for refusing the ring when Frodo offered it to him as if this man has not spent his entire life dodging leadership and responsibilities like bullets in the matrix 🙄

It's okay to have blatant double standards that favor women

kitty cat purring gotta be in the top 1 sounds ever invented it's so awesome that there's a creature that can just be sitting and staring blankly at me but I know she's happy cause she's going brrrrrrrr

the downside of ben affleck/matt damon is that i don't care about ben affleck or matt damon