it lasts forever

I’ll tell anyone anything. Idgaf

coworker adding the mountain goats to the potluck playlist. I know what you are

Outdoor cat owners and anxiously attached dog owners are on my 2026 shit list. Find the light or be banished from my heart

say what you want but I’ve never seen a cat person bring their cat to a busy restaurant patio and let it hiss/swat at people, jump on random peoples laps, and/or shit on the sidewalk …

If you have an outdoor cat, you don’t actually own that cat. You just see it sometimes. Let someone else give it a loving home. At best you are lazy and uninformed and at worst you are an abusive asshole, but either way you should not own an animal. “He wants to be outside.” You are so stupid.

ahh been saving it because superstition but since they're telling everyone I feel like the spell is broken...I am going to be an AUNT to TWINS........

woke up in my wanting to own a home so bad it’s like I’m bleeding from my pores kind of mood :) the things I would do to be considered for an extremely outdated 275k home in the city. I hate this fucking timeline

the insane thing about my cat health anxiety is that I am not imagining symptoms. our vet/s always agree that it was smart and necessary to take her in. she's had increased and decreased appetite, a lump that needed to be biopsied (benign), allergy flares, an ongoing mystery limp, and most recently a completely critical bout of anorexia/lethargy/soft stools that required immediate emergency care. but EVERY vet visit ends in "great exam" with normal bloodwork and no marked irregularities and just a hmm well just keep an eye on her you could TRY this I guess. And yet I'm spoon-feeding my fucking cat on an almost daily basis and she's still limping on and off and has erratic bathroom habits and allergies and random new lumps and skin tags and I just feel crazy. other people have cats that just exist and mine wants to cost me $1300 every 4 months for apparently no fucking reason. and the worst part is that I love her more than anything else that exists in the world so I'll just fucking pay it. kill me