This post is from August 2014. It’s ten years old and yet it could have been written just yesterday!

i appreciate twilight as a widely-known meme-rich text but when i am talking about vampires i never want to be talking about twilight and someone alwaaaaayyyys brings it up like shut up thats something different

twilight is about vampires but it isn’t about draculas. number one (#1) vampire story blunder committed

i would argue that twilight is about cullens, which are a sort of convergent evolution situation with vampires, and that draculas are a subspecies of vampire that includes your lestats and your carmillas and your blades and your spike/darla/angels and such but not your nosferatus or orlocks

a nosferatu is like a dracula bigfoot

wait I can actually mean that. stoker writes dracula back in the old-timey days. murnau makes nosferatu as a legally distinct adaptation in the 20s. hammer horror comes along in the 50s and defines the popular imagination of draculas around it, including a movement toward sexy and away from the grotesque monstrosity of nosferatu and traditional vampire folklore. nosferatu is exactly a dracula bigfoot.

The whole concept of worms being in apples kind of fell off but I think it’s such a good first lesson for kids. Like just being aware an Apple could have a worm…that was really formative for me

patience is such a compelling dynamic in relationships sorryyy it’s the peak of romance to me

“i’m not ready” “i’ll wait” and i’ll be in shambles

sister to “its rotten work” “not to me not if it’s you” fr

spring horror is good because of the symbolism of death and rebirth and storms and everything being vibrant but still cold. and summer horror is good because sweltering heat and insects and long days. and fall horror is good because halloween and death and scary movies. and winter horror is good because snow contrasting with blood and freezing temperatures and long nights. btw.

I often think about that post that was a fake dating profile for a cat that was all about chickens, like wanting someone with posable thumbs for opening chickens.

Making friends as an adult is so unnecessarily complicated omfg can we just survive a plane crash together or something. Can we move this along

obsessed with the genre of people on here who call themselves genderfreaks and a string of 5 different slurs but think feminism has gone too far and misandry is a real and genuine threat to men everywhere … you have an understanding of gender inequality on par with that of a middle schooler

#its so insane how hard it is to get people to admit that Woman is still a social category that needs protection and advocacy #it makes me feel crazy sometimes #like oh is being a woman too normie now so it's cool to shit on them? @ot3

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

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