hot and sour soup enthusiast

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

have a good rest of ur scroll & i hope u live a long life & i hope all ur dreams come true farewell

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

I hear being kind is punk but is it ska? Is being kind ska? I don't care about being kind unless it's ska.

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard