hot and sour soup enthusiast

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

my favorite thing to watch lately are the memes about new york becoming a smoking crater no matter whether the knicks win or not

a second bumblebee has hit the twin flowers

[guy whose heart is an autoclave voice] yeah man lately ive just been feeling like this great unstable mass of blood and foam yknow

+ suriname!! 🇸🇷

there will never be a movie like shrek made again and that is what’s wrong with the world

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

it's addressed to me at the apartment I've lived in for three months. it's addressed to me with my name on it. what is happening

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville