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but you can post anonymously on AO3!!! here’s how it works:

post it under this collection

everyone sees this work under “Anonymous” but you see your own work as “Anonymous [Your Username]”

the fic is STILL connected to your account, but nobody can trace it back to you + you still get comments in your inbox!

“is it like “Orphan”? 

nope! it’s not! the difference is when you Orphan a work, it’s no longer connected to your account and you can’t get alerts/comments.

“can I de-anon my work?”

yes you can! you can de-anon your work any time you want. all you have to do is remove your work from the anonymous collection!

I haven’t seen this on here so I thought I might share:

http://marknewman.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=/

^^ this one is called “Grandpa’s Favorite”. 

^^ this one is called “Iris in Bloom”.

So I’m watching House M.D. 1.07 Fidelity, and House is asking the patient’s husband if there is any possibility his wife has ever had an affair, cause the disease she has could be transmitted through sex, and the husband doesn’t have the disease. So House is listing different scenarios it would have been easy to cheat and he says “A weekend you were out of town, after a big fight where she ran off to her friend’s house, a stupid Christmas party” and the Christmas one gave me pause. Are Christmas parties a common cheating situation? I’ve never heard that. It’s oddly specific, and House says “stupid” almost as if it’s personal, and if I remember correctly, during the scene, he looks down when he says the Christmas one, almost as if he’s…guilty?

Well that’s weird. He’s talking about cheating during Christmas, and seems almost guilty about it. Now, two episodes ago was the Christmas episode, and, if you remember, at the end Wilson asks House if he wants to come over to his house for Christmas dinner. House is confused cause Wilson is Jewish, and Wilson says whatever, there’ll be food and people. House declines, and Wilson then goes on to suggest that he go over to House’s place, and when House wonders about Wilson’s wife, he deflects and says he doesn’t want to talk about it. In the last scene of the episode, we see Wilson and House presumably at House’s apartment eating Chinese food, laughing, having a good time in an oddly romantic-esque montage but that’s a whole other post. 

“We’ve really gotta get you laid. If I have to plow that furrow myself, so be it.”

And when Wilson claims he’d rather have dinner with his wife than with House, if only she were speaking to him:

“Unlike her, I could make it worth your while.”

He even does it when Wilson isn’t actually there, as when hallucination!Amber asks why he thinks he’s seeing Wilson’s dead girlfriend:

“Probably because of my secrtet and VERY unconscious desire to get Wilson into my bedroom.”

there’s an entire subset of deer that have sabre fangs instead of antlers!

Which of the items below are actual quotes from Robert Sean Leonard and which are made up?

“After I saw the original production of this musical I went directly to Colony Records, purchased the tape, and then wore it out in my Walkman. I am deeply honored to be here.”

“Homina homina homina.”

“Honey, try doing Iceman Cometh. You wind up counting the people who stay.”

“I grew up watching the Public Theater and Shakespeare in the park and Marion Seldes. I mean, I may as well be gay.”

“I ride my bike home from the theater, watch Leno and on the weekends go grocery shopping.  I mean, I spend Sunday cutting up fruit salad for the week.”

“I think Shakespeare hated young men. That’s my theory, I think he went into bars, and they were mean to him, and he wrote roles like Claudio, and Romeo, and Edmund, Edgar I mean. They are all horrible, horrible roles.”

“I’m comparing my family to tarantulas is what I’m doing.”

“If I don’t work for a few days, I don’t even change out of my paja­mas, let alone deal with other people. My girlfriend and I are afraid that we’re going to disappear.”

“If you want to offer me a job, I’ll go to Seattle.”

“My girlfriend likes cheap candy like Russell Stover, so I’ll get her those chocolates and a bunch of little things for Valentine’s Day this year. She’s like a 7-year-old in that way.”

“Patrick Dempsey es muy feo.”