There’s Coffee In That Nebula

“Sorry this chapter is late!! I spent the last few days trying to find a laptop charger in the zombie horde wastelands, you know how it is. Anyway, as always, betaed by sasukesass52, who spent all her designated wifi time in the bunker screaming at me on discord, so I know all of you will love this chapter and the next. Enjoy~”

Morn is such a crazy character. He’s in twice as many episodes as Nog, the most frequently recurring character. He never speaks and barely moves yet has an in-universe reputation as a balls-to-the-walls crazy chatterbox. He is heavily implied to be an alcoholic. The bartender is his best friend. He robbed a bank and then stole the money from the people who helped him, and then years later when the statute of limitations was up he faked his death to get them off his back. He canonically gets bitches. And he looks like a baked potato

being the employee who gets to write shaxx lore entries must be like winning the lottery

benjamin sisko, single dad who works two jobs (jesus and mall manager) loves his kid and never stops