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imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

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scorpio-system

AAA video game publisher voice: "Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose."

#lmfao

harpertheidiot

I saw a post like this recently so I'm making a classics version

Spin the wheel. This Greek mythological figure is trying to kill you

Spin the wheel again. This Greek mythological figure is trying to protect you

Are you surviving?

100% no, my corpse is desecrated

100% no, but I am given a proper burial

Yes, but with major injuries

Yes, but with minor injuries

100% yes, not a scratch on me

Other (explain in tags)

Remaining time: 1 day 2 hours

#Protected by Agamemnon hunted by Priam #I swear to gog I didn't cheat this LMAO #so I think I'm good but I accidentally said I'd die because I got the protector/defender mixed up #to be fair it's back in the poop ages so I'd probably die from dysentery anyways

creekfiend

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

tuftedpygmysquirrel

Hello.

creekfiend

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

tuftedpygmysquirrel

I can go upside down.

creekfiend

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

bioandrunaway

They turned a wren into a squirrel.

#squirrel #tufted pygmy squirrel #rodent #lmfao

parasitoidism

Line read that keeps me up at night

pinejay

i want lists and solutions by the time i finish this jiyuiceh box. warning ⚠️ I. AM. TIRSTY! and it is ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ punch! and it is delicious

#lmfao #The Venture Bros #Venture Bros

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slitherpunk

#lmfao

3motionally3xhausted

My contribution of PHM fanart that took me so much longer to finish than I wanted

#Project Hail Mary

targetedknowledge

muffinlance

Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats

do-you-have-a-flag

#self defense #duh #watch the video #cat #lmfao

pseudomantis

is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

phaeton-flier

How about you mind your own damn business

#LMFAO #squirrel #cardinal #sunflower #sunflower seeds

fishyfishyfishtimes

I made a video about the northern pike :]c

#I was trying to find this video several months ago #So now I'm making sure I can find it again #Northern Pike #Pike #Fish

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mochlus

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

mochlus

you may be familiar with disney twisted wonderland, the gacha game in which various disney villains are used as direct inspiration for handsome anime boys. well that game was so successful that disney is trying to do it again but this time they're just animeboyifying whatever

here's mickey, goofy, donald, and chip & dale. yeah they turned mickey & friends into anime boys. they're an idol unit or something. they're technically not anime boy versions of the source characters, they have different names. mickey's guy is "Neo Michel". not michael, michel, like he's french. chip & dale are "Ruska Moncrief" and "Ranka Monk", they have different last names, they're not brothers anymore so that they can be yaoibait instead, anyways this post isn't actually about these guys I'm just setting the stage for the actual humanizations I wanted to show you

They also did monsters inc. And. Well it's obvious from the designs who mike and sully are. but you will also notice. the blonde one on the left. with glasses. monsters inc is kind of famously about just the two guys so they didn't really have a lot of other non-villain characters to take anime boys inspiration from, I guess, so, well,

Yeah it's her. they made an anime boy version of the mean receptionist slug. her name is roz btw, as all of boygachagame twitter has become extremely aware of in the past 3 days as we speculated prior to the release of the full image who tf the third guy was. the anime boy's name is "noah slugger". at this point no parody of the types of things gacha games will make gijinkas of will ever be able to live up to what disney is officially spending their own real money on designing

#LMFAO #I love you Disney animebait team/s #Disney

bogleech

There are fake dragonflies they sell to scare away horseflies and there's a great image that goes with them

#if that works that's genius #horseflies suck I got bit through a jean jacket once and it felt like getting stabbed by a hypodermic needle #insect #dragonfly

fnordseer5

orson welles was 25 when he directed citizen kane. steve jobs didn't start apple until he was 21. bobby fischer didn't become grandmaster until 15. mozart didn't even compose his first symphony until he was 8. you have time.

#LMFAO

enki2

#fucking loved these things

charlesoberonn

Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6

but only once.

akilah12902

Some Yu-Gi-Oh! bullshit right there

#lmfao #Yu-Gi-Oh

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