Itβs also on AO3 please tell the artist how great it is
[image description: a cartoon. In the first panel, an arm and leg appear over the side of a ship, with noises of effort as Letho hauls himself aboard. Second panel, Iorveth, unimpressed, is saying βFailed by dhβoine once again. Whatβs your excuse this time?β Letho, dripping wet and dead-eyed, says βVernon Roche is a katakan.β Iorveth, blank, says βWhat?β Letho, in voiceover over a cruder drawing of Roche arms akimbo paper-doll style, says βRoche. Special Forces commander. Stupid hat.β (The drawing of Roche is labeled with the same thing, arrows pointing at the stupid hat and special forces insignia, and finally an arrow points at his general torso area and is labeled βkatakanβ.) βHeβs a katakan,β Letho continues, over a drawing of a katakan, Rocheβs hat and clothes flying off it as it transforms, leaping at a smaller cartoon Letho with a βSKREEβ, as cartoon Letho says βoh shit!β Iorveth, ears flat in shock, says βWHAT?β as Letho, offscreen, says βHeβs a vampire.β Cut to the final panel, where the distant ship shows through a window with a huge speech bubble that reads βWHATβ in bold is coming through into a room where a puzzled Geralt of Rivia has one eyebrow raised and is making a bemused βhmβ, as in the foreground King Foltest, not dead and rather smug, is petting the curly hair between the horns of a kneeling katakan, and is saying βGood boy, Roche,β as the katakan purrs blissfully.]
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thinking about today. Batman having to take an injured teammate who doesnβt know his secret identity to the Batcave and they just assume it is his House. like oh yeah Batman lives in a big, spooky underground cave, full of literal bats? yeah that checks out.
looking at the cot where Bruce crashes when heβs working through the night likeΒ βah that must be where he sleepsβ¦ that is his sad little bedroom :(β
Everything is covered in Bat Symbols. Everyone who visits assumes he canβt afford a better Bat Bed or Bat House because he spends all his Bat Money on Bat Symbols
They look in the mini-fridge and itβs just two (2) plain unseasoned chicken breasts, half a thing of Sunny D (via one of the robins), an unopened bottle of ketchup, and a mostly-eaten bag of shredded cheese.
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College AU where David is Michaelβs horrible roommate but when he goes to complain to residential life they are like we have no record of this student
Sometimes having an OC is like "this character is an outlet for my insecurity and trauma" and sometimes it's like "this character is an outlet for my love of vampires :)". Sometimes it's both
Sometimes you think it's "this character is an outlet for my love and nothing more :)" and then you look it over later like "shit. product of the deepest depths of my soul again"
Commissioned this delightful Lost Boys fanart from @deadobsithart! Max ever so proud about his brand new VideoMax store. David is extremely unimpressed and displeased about Max deciding the boys need to help run the place. This will not go well.
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Video game boss that's all bellowing bravado and big untargeted fuck-your-life attacks that hit half the arena, then for phase two they're like "hold up'' and put on a pair of ridiculously tiny glasses, and suddenly they're ten times as dangerous because now they can actually see what they're aiming at.
