moonโs haunted roche is a katakan
YES
Beautiful glorious fancomic of one of my fics, Unexpected Complications, thank you SO MUCH
Itโs also on AO3 please tell the artist how great it is
[image description: a cartoon. In the first panel, an arm and leg appear over the side of a ship, with noises of effort as Letho hauls himself aboard. Second panel, Iorveth, unimpressed, is saying โFailed by dhโoine once again. Whatโs your excuse this time?โ Letho, dripping wet and dead-eyed, says โVernon Roche is a katakan.โ Iorveth, blank, says โWhat?โ Letho, in voiceover over a cruder drawing of Roche arms akimbo paper-doll style, says โRoche. Special Forces commander. Stupid hat.โ (The drawing of Roche is labeled with the same thing, arrows pointing at the stupid hat and special forces insignia, and finally an arrow points at his general torso area and is labeled โkatakanโ.) โHeโs a katakan,โ Letho continues, over a drawing of a katakan, Rocheโs hat and clothes flying off it as it transforms, leaping at a smaller cartoon Letho with a โSKREEโ, as cartoon Letho says โoh shit!โ Iorveth, ears flat in shock, says โWHAT?โ as Letho, offscreen, says โHeโs a vampire.โ Cut to the final panel, where the distant ship shows through a window with a huge speech bubble that reads โWHATโ in bold is coming through into a room where a puzzled Geralt of Rivia has one eyebrow raised and is making a bemused โhmโ, as in the foreground King Foltest, not dead and rather smug, is petting the curly hair between the horns of a kneeling katakan, and is saying โGood boy, Roche,โ as the katakan purrs blissfully.]
