Chihuahua In A Baby Bjorn In A Steakhouse

Car broke down the week one of my favorite bands is going to be in town and I’m seriously considering putting myself in financial ruin to pay for an uber to take my ass the whole two hours to Denver for it

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

same but it's black people

That's right

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

weather so nice i've decided to free a hostage

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

ur mad because I got skinny long lean pink legs

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

stalked ur blog shawty, just gotta say, fantastic tits… and i’m sorry u had a bad day, also.

dio brando would be so much happier if he was in vampire the masquerade instead of jojo's bizarre adventure

he wants to be doing ruthless vampire politics so bad but he's getting punched to death by a guy with Powers instead