Chihuahua In A Baby Bjorn In A Steakhouse

choosing to ignore my weirdly symbolic dream because i have a lot going on rn already

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

Passionate about little baby potatoes baked with garlic, butter, rosemary, and sea salt

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

if i do something wrong they kill me

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

Submitting myself to the terrifying ordeal of hope

random niche hill ill die on is that i think all languages should be called whatever they call themselves in that language. if it's español en español it should be español in english. what the hell is a spanish anyways.

Car broke down the week one of my favorite bands is going to be in town and I’m seriously considering putting myself in financial ruin to pay for an uber to take my ass the whole two hours to Denver for it