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I’ve been getting A LOT of mileage out of this emoji lately

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one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"
the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

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I need a personal assistant that just sits next to me all day and tells me “it’s not that deep” when I’m about to crash out at work
“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again
i'm trapped inside a whale but so is the guy who bankrupted my mom
i’m trapped inside a
whale but so is the guy who
bankrupted my mom
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Opened this tab months ago with the intention of checking out the song.
Remembered it's still buried in 100s of open tabs. Reopened. Video is unavailable.
Sigh.
Here, @bulletstapes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPAr7kL-mmg
I love you little old lady that spent 20 minutes telling me about your garden, giving me a nice break from the other shit I’m dealing with this morning. I hope your zinnias kick your neighbor’s flowers asses
Gotta tell you guys something wild in the Chinese fan sphere
So some fanartist drew a “sexy” (read: booby) version of a (cartoon) character who is traditionally very non-sexualised. Fans of the character got mad about it because it’s kind of groundbreaking how that character is written and portrayed and this art totally ignores the entire point of the character. They demanded the art be deleted. In response to that other people said, well what the fanartist did may be distateful but they have every right to draw what they’re into. The two sides fight for days and each starts a harassment campaign and even report their “opponents’” accounts.
So far so typical. But things eventually come to a head and they decide that this will be settled by votes - not through a poll. Through donations to a children’s education charity via each side’s portal. Whoever can get the highest amount of donation wins.
And that is how this charity received over 1 million in donations in three days lol. Oh btw the “freedom of expression” side won by a landslide (960k to 40k)

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hobbies should not take up this much space. there ought to be a hobby pocket dimension, where I am able to store everything I need in a breadbox that weighs no more than my cat.
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