tantaene animis caelestibus irae

warriors is bad but unfortunately for me it's bad in a way that's really fun to dissect and analyze, pulling apart it's flaws and discussing them for me is akin to a tiger clawing at a pumpkin stuffed with raw ground beef

so for this roleplay you’ll be the maiden chained to the rocks outside a small Mediterranean fishing village and I’ll be the sea monster Cetus sent to literally fucking eat you

one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.

and yes, they both smoke weed

and which one told you that?

actually the fact tumblr glitches and treats you like a new user when youre not is really funny. could you imagine taking a bite out of a fucking big mac or whatever and a whole crowd of people jump out and start cheering and congratulating you on learning how to eat

people from the us trying to think up analogy: "this is just like if mcdonald hamburger"

never disrespect my mcdonald hamburger ever again do you know how many rock and roll disk i had to sacrifice to get this thing

Skeleton girlfriend who keeps locking your possessions in chests and guarding them with a rusty sword

When she's losing in argument she falls apart on the floor and refuses to talk to you

The curse of a mathematician is to work in a disliked field

It's all fun and games until someone asks you what you do for a living and you're like "math :D" and they reply something along the lines of "whoa I always hated math in school" or "wow you must be sooo smart" or "rather you than me because math fucking sucks" like what would you do if you hyped to me about something and I replied like that. Like replace math in these replies by history or astrophysics or social studies or literature or engineering or embroidery or writing and suddenly they turn into deranged things to say to people who love that.

Btw this always happens. At home during dinner with parents, catching up with old friends, at the hairdresser, making smalltalk at a social event, in the tags of my posts (especially weird since this is a MATH blog).

group gentle weeping begins in 6 beautiful minutes

classics people will see sex and cum and think whoa just like my latin

I love making gaybestfriends who I can have sex with

thank you tumblr user and famous abstract expressionist artist mark rothko

My husband told me I also should share the next part of this story, where I, feebly trying to defend my honor against a child, said, "No, this video was just big when I was in college!" and he scoffed, rolled his eyes, and absolutely obliterated me by saying, "So did you go to furry college?"

Just commited a crime. God I love killing people for money

Hey you shouldn't do that. You should be killing people because you enjoy it, not to play the part of a capitalist cog

You're so right, I'm such a buffoon