Boy I Die!!! Shit Boy

Been getting really into orange juice lately

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does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!

bleak falls barrow

one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.

There is still time [to stop playing league of legends]

i dunno i feel like it's more complicated than that

sorry man, i just looked that movie up on doestheantdie.com and...let's just watch something else, ok?

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

the TSA's dick detector is the epitome of security theater. how many times have you ACTUALLY caught a woman trying to smuggle a small bomb in her panties

i mean average sized bomb

look at my head boy

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

literally my favorite kind of posts are ones that are like "i never see positivity posts for [group of people that society is built around catering toward]"