Boy I Die!!! Shit Boy

Been getting really into orange juice lately

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some of the oldest evidence of winemaking comes from georgia; some of the most ancient wheels come from georgia. it can be said that the first drunk drivers were likely georgian

not what I thought they was talkin about

the worst part of christmas is that santa’s elves are only called that because they’re gnomes, which are a dwarven culture known for their use of the phrygian cap and their republican rejection of monarchy, and dwarves, also referred to as svartálfar, are a species of elvenid within the elf-clade. but nobody talks about this, because elf cladistics aren’t generally relevant to christmas stories and children can hardly be expected to grasp the nuances of extrahominid taxonomy anyways.

the second worst part of christmas is the strong as fuck ice mummy

all the good children in the world will be visited by the strong as fuck ice mummy, who will bring them gifts of frost and snow and sleet and hail

For all we know the strong as fuck ice mummy could actually be a tender and gentle lover

wooooow lock at that normie wanting to fuck the conventionally attractive strong as fuck ice mummy

she's literally tall, blonde and femme presenting you poser

should we tell everyone? should we hold a broadcast? should we invite the emperor undying??

you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.