Boy I Die!!! Shit Boy

Been getting really into orange juice lately

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putting a polaroid of you on my unhinged conspiracy board and linking you with a red string to a post it note that just says "gay"

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

Hey man. We don't usually do this, but your text to your girlfriend about the Arby's employees at the airport talking to each other like Abe's Odyssey npcs gave all of us here a good chuckle. Keep it up! -Tyler, your NSA agent

every tree grabbed my ass and beat me senseless. so much so that my allergist scribbled more trees! and yet the lovely elm cradled and comforted me

jake and logan paul will die by each other's hand outside the city walls of westlake ohio like eteocles and polynices outside the walls of thebes

the abilities of the average tenor saxophone player

Actually that's an alto

all the vampires in the tags saying they won’t do this bc the alcohol will make the skin taste bad are just telling on themselves. talk about a red flag.

Scooby-Doo is a dog who can talk, which is amazing, and he largely uses his powers of speech to communicate how scared he is of ghosts and monsters, and basically the only thing his owners do is drive him around the country putting him inside various haunted houses and such. I wish I could take Scooby-Doo aside, I want to say to him, these people are not your friends.

nearly 80k reblogs and how many of you eat lamb

The ancient shepherds I'm referencing also ate lamb lol

this is how lesbians text when you’re trying to figure out where to go for dinner

in a videos game the Jungle has a Temple which must be a biome specific natural structure and surely means nothing. most times it's abandonedTemple covered by Jungle Vegetation but sometimes, less so since the 90s but still around, youre gonna meet some human or at least humanoid people depicted in a cartoonishly obsolete culturally syncretic racism that surely cant be really racist, guys, theyre not pointing to a real culture plus the people of color that live around me aren't like that. those are Jungle People that live in Jungle and we all know that there's no real life people that live in Jungle