Boy I Die!!! Shit Boy

Been getting really into orange juice lately

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[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

smoking is seen as perverse now. we've fallen. they even think smoking clove is even more obscene than plain tobacco. we are completely fucked

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lets make bad art together

i just realized that i forgot to put the word “make” in the image and i think thats fitting lets bad art together

Gay kink stores are like here’s the fuck master 5000 gnome king pig blaster it goes in your ass obviously pigfag and pansexual kink stores are like here’s like gender sensory backdoor pridefun exploration pleasure rod and it’s the same toy

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

Tumblr is like our elderly dog and when she makes an especially scary cough we apparently think "oh god it's the big one"

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

there is no need to charge or cast i just be Knowing