Boy I Die!!! Shit Boy

Been getting really into orange juice lately

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When I got my current job they made me sign a form acknowledging that I'll be immediately fired if I accept free mcdonalds or an amazon gift card from someone at a rival firm

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

dude quick turn on wikipedia. any article

Understanding that there is no objectively good art has many benefits, but a favorite of mine is being granted the ability to see that you hate corporate memphis for the same reason people hated fruitiger aero ten years ago, and that people will like corporate memphis ten years from now for the same reason you like fruitiger aero now: because it's the opposite of the thing that's in popular use right now, and reminds you of being ten years younger

wishlist my game. no it's not out. no there isn't a demo. no it's not being developed. no it doesn't exist. just write it on your list of things you wish for. it helps my metrics.

putting a polaroid of you on my unhinged conspiracy board and linking you with a red string to a post it note that just says "gay"

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

Hey man. We don't usually do this, but your text to your girlfriend about the Arby's employees at the airport talking to each other like Abe's Odyssey npcs gave all of us here a good chuckle. Keep it up! -Tyler, your NSA agent

every tree grabbed my ass and beat me senseless. so much so that my allergist scribbled more trees! and yet the lovely elm cradled and comforted me