Boy I Die!!! Shit Boy

Been getting really into orange juice lately

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and a cannon is a large mounted gun, usually on wheels, that uses explosives to fire projectiles.

I love tumblr more than IG bc IG feels like I’m posting looking for a job but on here it’s like I already lost the job and my wife and the house and I’m just sitting on the curb talking to myself

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

a fucked up puppet that controls you while you control it

one time i went through the taco bell drive thru and when i tried to order a baja blast i said “mountain boo bah” and then i just left. couldn’t recover

a friend of mine once went to order a beefy bean and cheese burrito but ordered a “beedo beedo” instead and i think of it every time i go to taco bell

im not saying we shouldn't be calling out hypocrisy but i do think it's important to be aware of what i call the Two Different Guys Fallacy. and that's that whenever you're thinking to yourself, oh how come X group claim they want this thing but also support that other incompatible thing. take a moment to stop and consider whether it could just be Two Different Guys that think each thing

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

thats because its plance. there are others as well