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This is what having auditory processing issues is like.

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feefal

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

feefal

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

sand tiger sharks

on it, boss lady

one smooth shark, coming up

star-mom-selkie

derinthescarletpescatarian

partywithponies

caz-the-yarncromancer

First time I see the full lyrics without it being take me to snurch (snail church)

darrenpillowscriss

What really makes this for me is that OP could have phoned it in on the chorus and just repeated the same fics, but no. They found a unique one every time. Class act.

ittybittybumblebee

bigs my eyes

ittybittybumblebee

bigs my eyes at you

ittybittybumblebee

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

shark--apologist

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ozempicofficial

illmadekn1ght

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

ittybittybumblebee

bigs my eyes

ittybittybumblebee

bigs my eyes at you

ittybittybumblebee

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

shark--apologist

floating-goblin-deactivated2021

the unholy trinity of piss-poor caretakers, tag yourself:

tomboy, meaning "this child is clearly queer but let's hope it goes away"

sensitive, meaning "clearly neurodivergent and often distressed but let's keep going until they grow numb"

mature, meaning "traumatized but let's ignore that"

sepiascissors

quiet, meaning "has been yelled at or ignored a few too many times and now considers all attempts at communicating with others to be pointless"

self-sufficient, meaning "next to zero trust in parental figures' ability in various aspects of parenting"

lazy, meaning "depressed, but expected to preform tasks or actions without positive support or knowledge of how to do things"

agentwaffle

Y'know, if you're gonna call me out in so many damn flavors can we at least have blue raspberry?

definitely-not-a-plant

blue raspberry, good "mmmmm" tasty. isnt real.

dogposts

This pupper likes being in uncomfortable positions. She’s normal, I promise.

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celizyman

“Okay, Chief, take 'em away. I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife.”

segamascott

pinkbowsandstripedsocks

edwardspoonhands

Honestly, Tvyek is pretty miraculous. It’s permeable to water vapor but not to water, it’s nearly impossible to tear, but can be easily cut. It’s cheap and made entirely without binding chemicals. In addition to being used for wristbands, it’s used to wrap construction sites to keep out water during construction, for tear-resistant envelopes at Fed-Ex, coveralls for mechanics, and my wallet, actually.

Fun tip, though it looks like paper, Tyvek is plastic, and cannot be recycled with paper.

fairypsychicarchive

andromedafalls

holy fuc

piisbetterthanpie

I didn’t even know it had a name

frostedshadow

WHAT

mollyjames

It's never too late to escape from the secret underground government facility you were raised and go on a telekinetic rampage across the city before mysteriously disappearing into the woods

mollyjames

okay actually shout out to the one person who tagged this post Mewtwo, everyone else can go home

warcrimesimulator

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cuppydogshane

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

mmilhouse

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

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