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@humanbeanisnotamused
My other new bit has been mentioning really obvious stuff as “eagle-eyed viewers may have noticed—“
Like I’ll spill milk all over and say “eagle-eyed viewers may have noticed that there is milk on the floor.”
My husband does NOT like this bit so it’s been traveling with me outside the home.
“Eagle-eyed mutuals may have noticed I’ve reblogged 27 pictures of the blorbo today.”
“Op how does your husband not like this?” Hint: he liked it the first 1000 times he heard it
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I’ve done nothing but post bits today but one of my longest-running bits that I got from another director is that every time a student says “hey sorry I won’t be here tomorrow because [reasonable excuse]” I say in a neutral or cheerful voice “that’s okay I’ll just cry the whole time you’re gone.”
Sometimes I even say it when a friend says they’re going to the bathroom or something.
What if human astronauts visit Erid one day and are doing diplomatic things and whatnot and they learn Ryland Grace is sstill alive and is in a terrarium. One of the astronauts jokingly says “you’re not experimenting on him are you” and the Eridians freeze cause yeah, they totally are. They experiment on him all the time. They’re experimenting on him right now in fact. They read about deep sea diving and are now testing the effects of replacing certain gases in Graces atmosphere. Right now they’re testing helium.
They send someone to stop the experiment but Grace refuses cause they’re so far in already and well that would just ruin the data.
The new humans think this is hilarious and insist on joining the experiment as Grace excitedly yaps about all the cool stuff he’s learned about aliens but he’s still got that high pitched helium voice.
(^ @caligeno tags)
Grace:
RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:
my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm
a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force
daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed
always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't
you do not talk about my daughter
*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil
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Thaisha Lloy Lore drop from @quiddie on her instastory.
highkey obsessed with the way both matt and aabria ship hannan/vaelus
the problem with being a person is that it's all the time
zimbitspls:
omgcpvines:
bitty filmed this once but has no recollection of it
I bet he sent it to Jack.
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my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!
“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔
i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf
prev's tags are too good not to save
does anyone have that one post about addiction where it's like "the first time, heroin just feels nice. it's not scary like they say. and then the next time you want to get high you go for heroin rather than the other drugs." and then it's like "heroin builds up a tolerance fast. heroin is the only thing that makes you feel joy. $100 of heroin isn't enough anymore"
I can't find it and looking it up is now just suggesting me addiction treatment services
it's so funny that brennan has his like Evil DM Voice and it's when his voice drops half an octave.
and aabria also has an Evil DM Voice and it's SO cute.
when aabria hits you with the 👉👈 you gotta reevaluate all your choices fast.
Thank you, random Puerto Rican lady, now I know more about the world.
"Oh, no reason" took me out 🤣
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interview with the masquerade
vampire: the vampire
Tried to tip a tumblr blog at 1am and it was such a suspicious transaction it immediately put a full fraud freeze on my account
Fortunately, banks no longer just ask 'did you make that transaction' they want to make sure you weren't scammed into making that transaction and 5mins after their call will give away all your money anyway.
This is an honest to goodness life saving movement and I cannot be happier banks are adopting it
Unfortunately, it meant I had to have the most embarrassing financial call of my life
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Me: Ah yeah I was just trying to tip a tumblr blog
Cash: right and were you directed there by a Facebook link? An Instagram advert?
Me: no I was just on tumblr...on purpose
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Caah: and this person asked you for money?
Me: oh no they just had a funny story, which happened to be about money and I thought, "wouldn't it be funny if I tipped them"
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Me: * covering a reblog by reblog update on the adventures my mutual was having *
Cash: okay I don't think that can actually happen though..
Me: It might not have, but i was happy to tip them just because it was funny
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Cash: and how well do you think you know this person?
Me: *considers explaining how much I know about a beloved mutual without ever knowing their name or face* ... I have no idea who this person is
I think in the end Cash decided there was no saving me from myself
