Running through the 6 with Great Sorrow

if you're hungry, eat a bubble fruit

if you're hungry, eat a popcorn plant

if you're hungry, eat a slime mold

if you're hungry, eat a batflies

if you're hungry, eat a infant noodleflies

if you're hungry, eat a vulture grubs

if you're hungry, eat a jellyfish

if you're hungry, eat a infant centipedes

if you're hungry, eat a centipedes

if you're hungry, eat a red centipedes

if you're hungry, eat a eggbug egg

if you're hungry, eat a mushroom

if you're hungry, eat a karma flower

if you're hungry, eat a neuron

if you're hungry, eat a gooieduck

if you're hungry, eat a lilypuck

if you're hungry, eat a dandelion peach

if you're hungry, eat a glow weed

if you're hungry, eat a seed

if you're hungry, eat a infant centiwings

if you're hungry, eat a aquapedes

if you're hungry, eat a fire egg

if you're hungry, eat a pomegranate

if you're hungry, eat a rot fruit

if you're hungry, eat a rotcorn plant

if you're hungry, eat a fire sprite larva

if you're hungry, eat a tardigrades

if you're hungry, eat a barnacles

if you're hungry, eat a sand grubs

if you're hungry, eat a frogs

His joy and whimsy at seeing this

His acknowledgement of it not being as interesting as the chase

Which they thought was very funny, even if I was slightly less amused, but I bided my time until they got tired of the joke and stopped specifically asking. Then I poured all the remaining zombie ass chili-garlic worm powder into a bag of party mix. The first guy to take a bite spluttered, and I laughed, and everyone said WHAT DID BABS DO, and I said THE WOOOORMS… YOU FORGOT TO ASK… OHMYGOD… and then I laughed so hard I actually cried. Derailed the start time almost an hour.

Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.

Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:

(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)

Anyway, in brief:

Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances

He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election

He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion

His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.

the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.

and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.