Running through the 6 with Great Sorrow

you deserve a life you aren’t constantly recovering from

[ID: A tweet by @ latkedelrey with the text: "when someone is edgy and also doesn't want people to respond negatively toward them it's like Okay well then you have to pick one because you can't identify as Provocative but Afraid of Provoking . that's not real" End ID]

my humours have balanced. I have become mentally normal again

I haven’t seen anyone else talk about this, but I think that it’s hilarious that Occtis’s backstory is basically a really fucked up version of Enchanto

Stop calling me a Montessori mom😔😔😔😔

*haunts your narrative even tho u specifically asked me not to*

I just don't think we ever wrapped up the Clown Sightings of 2016 in a satisfactory way.

Uh Oh: The Third Person Omniscient Narrator Of Your Life Just Started Repeating The Opening Paragraphs Verbatim

he was actually a forestry graduate student who was doing research on bristlecone pines (Pinus langaevea) and got his increment borer stuck in the tree. this tool costs almost $800, so he asked the forest service if he could cut down the tree to recover the tool. after cutting it down, it became apparent that the tree was actually the oldest living organism. ever. (around 8,000 years old). so, not just some asshole. the guy feels extremely guilty and has even broken down in tears during an interview about the accident

its so different to know it was an accident and that NO ONE was aware until after. its not like this was one ignorant guy cutting down a fucking relic.

“Eagle-eyed mutuals may have noticed I’ve reblogged 27 pictures of the blorbo today.”

“Op how does your husband not like this?” Hint: he liked it the first 1000 times he heard it