Running through the 6 with Great Sorrow

*haunts your narrative even tho u specifically asked me not to*

I just don't think we ever wrapped up the Clown Sightings of 2016 in a satisfactory way.

Uh Oh: The Third Person Omniscient Narrator Of Your Life Just Started Repeating The Opening Paragraphs Verbatim

he was actually a forestry graduate student who was doing research on bristlecone pines (Pinus langaevea) and got his increment borer stuck in the tree. this tool costs almost $800, so he asked the forest service if he could cut down the tree to recover the tool. after cutting it down, it became apparent that the tree was actually the oldest living organism. ever. (around 8,000 years old). so, not just some asshole. the guy feels extremely guilty and has even broken down in tears during an interview about the accident

its so different to know it was an accident and that NO ONE was aware until after. its not like this was one ignorant guy cutting down a fucking relic.

“Eagle-eyed mutuals may have noticed I’ve reblogged 27 pictures of the blorbo today.”

“Op how does your husband not like this?” Hint: he liked it the first 1000 times he heard it

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

the problem with being a person is that it's all the time