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@humanbeanisnotamused
I know Belphie was so wretched and bald as a baby because his body was more focused on staying alive than things like 'getting bigger' or 'growing fur', but like... he really is just a little pink baby... he's like a little grub in his bald little baby pictures...
he was a thing
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The toy player
Stop calling me a Montessori mom😔😔😔😔
*haunts your narrative even tho u specifically asked me not to*
I just don't think we ever wrapped up the Clown Sightings of 2016 in a satisfactory way.
I feel like we got the briefest glimpse of what it must be like for the people in the Doctor Who universe.
"Does anyone else remember the giant salt and pepper shakers that could fly being on the news awhile back? Was that some sort of movie promo?"
Adam: Your older brother. Abel. He's dead.
Adams third child, Seth: What is that?
Adam: I don't know. This is new for me too.
Eve: I think "dead" is what happens to dinnerbeasts.
Seth:
Eve: We might have to dinner him.
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Uh Oh: The Third Person Omniscient Narrator Of Your Life Just Started Repeating The Opening Paragraphs Verbatim
The oldest living tree ever found was a pine named “Prometheus.” It had been alive since before the Egyptian pyramids were built. Some guy cut it down in 1964. Source
he was actually a forestry graduate student who was doing research on bristlecone pines (Pinus langaevea) and got his increment borer stuck in the tree. this tool costs almost $800, so he asked the forest service if he could cut down the tree to recover the tool. after cutting it down, it became apparent that the tree was actually the oldest living organism. ever. (around 8,000 years old). so, not just some asshole. the guy feels extremely guilty and has even broken down in tears during an interview about the accident
OH MY GOD SO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So after the grad student cut down the tree and discovered it was the oldest tree in the world he quit studying forestry and went to study salt flats (can’t cut down the oldest trees in the world on salt flats no siree none of that happening) and he was being interviewed about his research, but in the middle of the interview the reporter just stops and says “wait aren’t the guy that…”
And he just takes off running. Literally. Turns around and runs across the salt flats away from the interview and I feel so bad for him but I can’t help but start crying I’m laughing so hard about it imagine a guy high tailing it across salt flats away from a dude with a recorder
its so different to know it was an accident and that NO ONE was aware until after. its not like this was one ignorant guy cutting down a fucking relic.
My other new bit has been mentioning really obvious stuff as “eagle-eyed viewers may have noticed—“
Like I’ll spill milk all over and say “eagle-eyed viewers may have noticed that there is milk on the floor.”
My husband does NOT like this bit so it’s been traveling with me outside the home.
“Eagle-eyed mutuals may have noticed I’ve reblogged 27 pictures of the blorbo today.”
“Op how does your husband not like this?” Hint: he liked it the first 1000 times he heard it
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I’ve done nothing but post bits today but one of my longest-running bits that I got from another director is that every time a student says “hey sorry I won’t be here tomorrow because [reasonable excuse]” I say in a neutral or cheerful voice “that’s okay I’ll just cry the whole time you’re gone.”
Sometimes I even say it when a friend says they’re going to the bathroom or something.
What if human astronauts visit Erid one day and are doing diplomatic things and whatnot and they learn Ryland Grace is sstill alive and is in a terrarium. One of the astronauts jokingly says “you’re not experimenting on him are you” and the Eridians freeze cause yeah, they totally are. They experiment on him all the time. They’re experimenting on him right now in fact. They read about deep sea diving and are now testing the effects of replacing certain gases in Graces atmosphere. Right now they’re testing helium.
They send someone to stop the experiment but Grace refuses cause they’re so far in already and well that would just ruin the data.
The new humans think this is hilarious and insist on joining the experiment as Grace excitedly yaps about all the cool stuff he’s learned about aliens but he’s still got that high pitched helium voice.
(^ @caligeno tags)
Grace:
RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:
my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm
a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force
daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed
always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't
you do not talk about my daughter
*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil
Thaisha Lloy Lore drop from @quiddie on her instastory.
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highkey obsessed with the way both matt and aabria ship hannan/vaelus
