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As should not at all surprise my regular readers, something very similar happened to me at the commune, specifically that an extremely annoyed DTE employee who told me to “get that thing that tried to attack me” away from the electrical meter. And I was like, “oh that’s just Tom the Turkey. He thinks you have food. You can just shoo him.”

And the now extremely-mad-at-me meter reader was like, “I don’t care what its name is or what it wants. Put it away.”

And the door to the chicken coop was busted so I had to go pick up Tom and hold him like a baby and feed him bread until the DTE employee had read our several electrical meters and went home with the weary resignation of a guy who had to suddenly go to Spahn Ranch as part of his job.

We ate Tom for Thanksgiving and he was the most delicious turkey I have eaten to this day. So his diet of Trader Joes dumpster finds was very successful and I feel confident that he lived a happy life and had a sudden and painless death. So, once again you absolutely can have shit in Detroit.

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what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT

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bocchan

#it’s been done

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Thanks for this addition omfg that is hilarious

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not providing the scene in question is a crime

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She would be soooo obnoxious 🫦 girl riddler drawings with @loladotcom

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Yes, that’s a gun in my pants. No, I’m not happy to see you.

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Bugs Bunny Rides Again (1948)

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Do you need a license to be a nail tech

Yes

No

Remaining time: 6 days 13 hours

#prev literally every single state in the USA requires a license to be a nail tech #there's not a ''board of nail techs'' but there usually IS a board of cosmetology or a general board of commerce

sobcat

ready for what the next week brings...

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cordic

its important to me that all y'all know that mannertee has an arch nemesis

his name is Ikanzame and he's a shark with bad driving etiquette!!

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ikanzame!!! your people of virginia desire you carnally!!!!

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loving the lord of the rings so far

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lesbianmarrow

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

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taking notes

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it is so crazy that we all liked overwatch

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huffylemon

hell yeah baby

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draconym

Getting dumped really puts children's cartoon villains into perspective. Like dude you're SO right, love and caring ARE disgusting and we SHOULD cast a spell to drain all human emotion into your amulet.

draconym

Friend breakups are how you get lines like "Your friends? You think your friends are coming to save you? Don't make me laugh."

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