I've come back. Older.... Just older

Foreskin

much like the way the Italians exported pizza and the Americans ruined/perfected it for the Italians to import it back again and then re-export the “authentic” product back to America, so the British took tea from Asia and ruined/perfected it by adding milk and sugar then Asia took that and ruined/perfected it by adding tapioca bubbles and even more sugar and exported it back again.

So what you’re saying is, food is a conversation between cultures.

“your food sucks ass but I can fix it”

And we’re all better for it

what do you mean fi1nn5ter got banned from twitch for “female presenting” tit streaming how does that even happen 😭

i’m obsessed with twitch apparently hopping on the tumblr train of “female presenting tits/nipples” especially in this context. finn identifies as male but his tits don’t. apparently

my cat is meowing thru the window at the middle aged men working on the roof rn and they're meowing back at her

she's obsessed w these guys i should have put her through trade school

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity

this is what my bellisima mama did to me when i was but a six year old little bambine and now im so unbelievably fucked up

yeah ill reblog that

It’s honestly a religious experience.

You may think "it's fuckin wimdy" but no that's just how Borzois are shaped.

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break