WHAT!
WHAT!!!
Foreskin
NO‼️
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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WHAT!
WHAT!!!
Foreskin
NO‼️

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much like the way the Italians exported pizza and the Americans ruined/perfected it for the Italians to import it back again and then re-export the “authentic” product back to America, so the British took tea from Asia and ruined/perfected it by adding milk and sugar then Asia took that and ruined/perfected it by adding tapioca bubbles and even more sugar and exported it back again.
So what you’re saying is, food is a conversation between cultures.
“your food sucks ass but I can fix it”
And we’re all better for it
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I truly hate to tell you all this, but the reason needle sizes are numbered that way (smaller numbers = bigger needles) is BECAUSE SOME ASSHOLE HAD A 1-INCH DIAMETER CYLINDER AND LABELED HIS NEEDLES’ SIZES BY HOW MANY NEEDLES HE COULD SHOVE IN THERE.
Like, 24 24-gauge needles can fit in a 1-inch cylinder. 18 18-gauge needles can fit in a 1-inch cylinder. Wrong and horrible. The worst possible way to measure a needle. Good night.
Voting lines at the manor I have to vote in
Stop being funnier than me on my own post

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waffles
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what do you mean fi1nn5ter got banned from twitch for “female presenting” tit streaming how does that even happen 😭
talk about setting records
i’m obsessed with twitch apparently hopping on the tumblr train of “female presenting tits/nipples” especially in this context. finn identifies as male but his tits don’t. apparently
i was joking
my cat is meowing thru the window at the middle aged men working on the roof rn and they're meowing back at her
she's obsessed w these guys i should have put her through trade school
Video of a kitten at a vet’s office protesting loudly as it’s scooped from the floor. Another kitten turns around the corner and walks up to the camera, also protesting loudly for its friend. From here.
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?
decay exists as an extant form of life
That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

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Hey girl I trapped your boyfriend in a poll. don't worry he'll be fine, he just needs to outrun the tsunami. sorry
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Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity
this is what my bellisima mama did to me when i was but a six year old little bambine and now im so unbelievably fucked up
yeah ill reblog that
Why Looney Tunes: Back in Action is objectively the greatest film ever made
No-one ever talks about Looney Tunes: Back in Action and that’s a crime.
Because…
Okay, Brendan Fraser plays a stuntman.
…who hates working with Brendan Fraser.
His dad is Timothy Dalton, who plays an actor most well known for spy films.
…who turns out to actually be a real spy and hides spy shit behind a portrait of himself.
So father and son have to team up to stop an evil genius… played by a near-unrecognisable Steve Martin.
…whose henchman is WWE star Bill Goldberg.
By the way, Steve Martin is the head of the ACME corporation.
Yes, that ACME.
Oh, and among Martin’s underlings are Ron Perlman and Robert Picardo.
So anyway our heroes end up at Area Fifty TWO… which is run by Joan Cusack.
…and which houses all sorts of alien nasties, including…
TRIFFIDS
THIS ISLAND EARTH MUTANTS
ROBOT MONSTER
AND MOTHER FUCKING DALEKS
Plus the twins from Gremlins 2 play the WARNER BROTHERS
Shaggy and Scooby chastise Matthew Lillard over the live action Scooby Doo movie.
Porky Pig and Speedy Gonzales lament political correctness killing their careers.
Brendan Fraser gets to punch Brendan Fraser.
Fucking plus
Plus the whole time he’s accompanied by Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny, and the whole thing was directed by Joe Dante so you know that’s a perfect fit.
So in conclusion, please watch Looney Tunes: Back in Action. It will most likely change your life.
It’s honestly a religious experience.
Borzois look like a shapeshifting fae creature that would either be a playful trickster or a bloodthirsty tool of the gods. There is no in-between.
You may think "it's fuckin wimdy" but no that's just how Borzois are shaped.

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Meeting your soul mate
reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break