my soul knows otherwise

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

WILD that Mitch McConnell is somehow well enough to have multiple 20 minute conversations discussing intricate diplomatic issues and Senate history, but not well enough to record a 20 second video flashing his constituents a thumbs-up as proof of life.

the most problematic maiden at the joust

Just got a random neopets avatar I've been trying to get for over 20 years. Never kill yourself!

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

(with unconstrained lust and heart shaped pupils) hey. I liked your wordplay.

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely