Bramble Ramble

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

"this situation cannot possibly be improved by me opening my stupid mouth" is perhaps the most important thought that it's possible to have

blue raspberry is fucked up cause it doesn't make sense but then u taste it and it Does taste like if a raspberry was blue

i want someone to edit that pic so the tea teru is pouring is completely missing the glass

JFK Theory: when everyone blinked because of the loud gunshot, that's when the swordsman made his move

it's very important that you're friends with furries and trannies and faggots and freaks and perverts it's good for your soul

reblorg if you're a furry, a tranny, a faggot, a freak and/or a pervert!

they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

meant an alternative milk .

It’s uncomfortable how the cutting board and cabinets split the picture in halves.

It's meant to symbolize the division created by the eggnog

car is a sentient beast that eats dollars and can tell when you have money in your bank account

Horses are also expensive horses that love to die aren't they

high comedy

Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

New Idea: weighted Rocky plush but I put a 50kg dumbbell inside for the ultimate weighed plush experience (hopital)