aka reeby10

This is a long text, read a summary! Save time! Time you can spend being productive instead, clicking and scrolling and feeding the machine chewing and spewing endless lies and a stream that gets ever simpler, ever shorter, and would you like to read the summary instead? Would you like to hear a recap so that you may know what to think? Would you like to have your emails written for you? Would like to have your work done for you? Simplify. Summarise. Be subsumed. Be productive. Your time is too valuable to spend it on thinking. Who needs thinking these days anyway. Let us summarise it for you. Let your brain rest. You don't need it.

Let us autofill this text for you. Let us select the option from the menu for you. You want more of this, don't you? Of course you do. It says so on the screen. We know you do. No need to think, just let us do it for you.

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

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i love when i read a book and it just makes me so giddy that I have to stop reading for a minute and grin or press my face into a pillow and squeal ahhh books make me so happy