Things that I like

watching The Naked Time with my roommate and its fucking killing me that when everyones innermost hidden personality traits are revealed. nurse chapel becomes all shallow and romantic and riley is this insane irish megalomaniac and kirk/spock are angsty in love with each other... and sulu runs around doused in baby oil wtih a sword speaking french. love you forever sulu 10/10

I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.

Or even like... Cannon warfare.

Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

theres apparently a strain of weed named white yoda?

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

i have a suggestion

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped