if you're named some shit like cody it's been over for you for a long time

i literally couldnt give less of a fuck about gaming

“game is on”? yeah? “ghlf”? what is it like to lock yourself 30 minutes in the bathroom trying to piss a small droplet like youre pissing your heart out by desperately yelling at your dick and swinging it like an elephants trunk

what does this mean im having a stroke

@commodityproduction

I was mugged by snow white and the seven dwarves the other day. six dwarves now, I suppose. kneed dipshit or dopey or whatever he was called in the eye socket so hard he died before his limp body hit the ground. they all scattered after that. I'll never forget how they wailed his name

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

mutual you are so funny and cool How do i form a social bond with you without interaction

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

i bet it feels good as fuck to feel good