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*meanwhile*
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malcolm: ugh my life is the WORST i HATE BEING A TEENAGER!!
*meanwhile*
jigsaw: hello francis
THE WAY THIS ISNT EVEN EXAGGERATING LMAOOO

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people don't talk about JD and Bud Dean enough...there is something so sinister and stomach churningly not right about whatever the fuck is going on in that household
Oh yay, I have an excuse to talk about Bud Dean.
Bud Dean and JD's relationship was so important to the overall characterization of JD that Christian Slater got the part because he was the only person who really understood what Dan Waters was getting at with it (and because Winona Ryder outright refused to consider any other option). In an interview with The Evening Standard in 2007, Slater said of his father (Michael Hawkins of Ryan's Hope fame), that he was the 'mediator between those two lunatics' (his father and his mother, casting executive Mary Jo Slater) until they divorced when he was five. He also said his father was tempermental and was at the time recently diagnosed as schizophrenic. In 1990, he told The Globe and Mail, "My father has a lot of personality, a lot of different personalities, too, so having him around as a role model was influential for my performance in Heathers."
He's also the only adult that shows any form of competency; he is the richest, with a successful company; he is able to get his way in court, successfully getting the court to rule in his favor over the Save The Memorial Oak Tree society; he is the father of destruction; he is emblematic of power in the Heathers commentary of it, using social prestige and force to get his way.
In his first appearance, he's dressed in red, the color of power and of the status quo. He is filmed from below, so he imposes down on us, and takes up the whole screen. He is, far and away, the highest on the pyramid in this movie.
In John Ross Bowie's book Heathers, Bud Dean is also an example of the paradoxes and inversions that help make it a successful satire, not only of teen movies, but of Reaganite society. He is a representations of Dan Waters' deep-seated aversion to authority. In Bowie's book, he says this moment is also significant because it's the one of the few times Waters and Lehmann sell out a joke to show some integrity (the other being Martha's suicide). The role reversal between JD and Bud Dean is also meant as a parallel to the Sawyers ("Because you're an idiot, Dad"). At the Sawyers' residence, the parents are going through the motions of being a parent, and not really paying attention to their daughter; at the Deans, things are wearing thin, and it's a bit of a battle for control between them. One that JD isn't winning, for the record.
In the director's commentary for Heathers, Dan Waters says he was tired of movies putting too much of an adult-oriented, self-fellating focus on the parents in a story ostensibly supposed to be about teens. This was supposed to be indicative of this feeling: JD's actions aren't really influenced by his dad. But if that's what Dan intended, he contradicts himself a lot about it - or it could be commentary on how young people think they're not being influenced by their surroundings, but they are.
JD's father being a land developer who blows up things to build over them with new things is meant as a reference to the Antichrist, as in 2 Thessalonians 2:3:
Let no one in any way deceive or entrap you, for that day will not come unless the apostasy comes first [that is, the great rebellion, the abandonment of the faith by professed Christians], and the man of lawlessness is revealed, the son of destruction [the Antichrist, the one who is destined to be destroyed],
When JD plans to blow up his high school, he doesn't do it based on some well-developed knowledge of demolition and pyrotechnics. He does what his father did. I also think this is an interesting moment of revelation for Veronica, where she's finally able to blame the right person, and not just the person hurting her and that she sees the bad parts of JD as reflections of his father.
And, obviously, his life isn't completely devoid of influence from his father, even ignoring all of these. He's been to seven different high schools alone, all across the United States, severely impacting his ability to make friends or make an identity for himself beyond being someone nobody wants to mess with. (Which is meant to be a parody of cool guys in 80s movies, by the way.) Also, him going to seven high schools is meant as a reference to the 7th circle of hell, which punishes: Murderers, tyrants, suicide victims, those who recklessly destroy their lives with wealth, and blasphemers.
When you look at Heathers from being a story on the cycles of violence and the violence of hierarchy, Bud Dean's role also becomes quite clear. In the movie (with several lines in the shooting script cut out), when Bud Dean comes in to gloat over his success in demolishing the Golden Oaks building and JD divulges a bit more about his mother's suicide, it becomes pretty clear that even though JD isn't the guy on top of the food chain either, and he's also just lashing out due to the cycle of violence. In the 2nd revised draft, this is made even more clear by having him echo Veronica's confrontation with Heather Chandler after the Remington party (and Veronica's confrontation with Heather Chandler about bullying Martha).
Which is to say, just like how Heather Chandler isn't the top of the food chain - she is subordinate to David's power as a man and an adult - JD is subordinate to his father's power as a wealthy man who is his father. Both react to these feelings of powerlessness by trying to regain a sense of control by subordinating someone they have power over - in both cases, this is Veronica.
Okay, so that's, like, the textual critical analysis stuff, but this more of the headcanons and inferences section of it.
I think the common headcanons about him are that he's a a pretty abusive controlling father (mostly informed by his characterization in the musical, which I am...so not a fan of, but I don't mind the headcanons that come from it), but I think it's a little more complex than this.
Mrs Dean killed herserlf by stepping into a library in Texas two minutes before it blew up. In an analysis by @blueinkedfrost, they posit that:
She committed suicide in a way where Bud pulled the trigger on her. I read that as a metaphor that he drove her to suicide.
Which, certainly, based on everything else about him, is not shocking. He is also speaks very crudely about the women of the Save the Golden Oaks Memorial Society, calling them "withered bitches", which implies at least a little bit of misogyny on his part, while also gloating about how it's "great to be alive." Which is ironic, since both his wife and son commit suicide.
Anyway, a lot of people take all of this as proof that he's definitely physically abusive, and for the record, he probably was, as corporal punishment was pretty common back in the 80s and also JD clearly thinks force and violence is a good form of punishment (and also, that bad behavior needs to be punished directly). He also says that "Nobody loves him", which even if Bud Dean does love his son (and I think he does, for reasons I'll explain in a bit), he clearly doesn't feel that way.
(Also, Dan Waters in the directer's commentary joked about how people take JD's lines in the boiler room way too seriously as his motivation for doing what he's trying to do, but he was just kind of saying whatever shit came to mind. I do think he felt unloved though, due to the deleted putting-gun-in-mouth scene while also lashing out by not being able to get his way for the first time in his life, as a rich young white man, which is definitely commentary Dan Waters would've wanted to make.)
I see a lot of people using the fact that he's dragging his son around as evidence to him being an abusive parent. And, to be fair, that is bad parenting. (Such obviously bad parenting that it's crazy they had Veronica doing that shit to her own daughter in the Heathers 2010 pilot episode script.) But there is literally no reason to be doing this. With how often JD is transferring high schools and how much trouble that would cause both of them, there is no reason JD wouldn't just be staying with a relative as he prioritizes work over his son. It's a choice for him to have his son go with him, and I think it's because he does love him, just not in a healthy way. (Oh, look! Like father, like son again!) He wants him around, and not just as a hand around the house. Again, the Deans are the richest people in the movie. He doesn't need him to be there when he can hire help to keep his house for him.
I think this scene makes it pretty obvious he wants to be involved in his son's life but that it's strained. Bud Dean cares about work and likes to feel big and powerful, even at the expense of his son (and probably his wife). JD clearly blames Bud Dean for his mother's death. They clearly impose roles on each other to be the person they want them to be.
I also don't think enough people consider that he never remarried, even though he's described as a successful business man, very wealthy and very handsome. He could obviously remarry if he really wanted to, and he chooses not to. There is a picture of Mrs Dean on the living room coffee table. He probably did drive her to suicide (or, at least, was too focused on work to notice her struggling), but he did love her. Honestly, you could probably argue JD's reaction to Veronica's "suicide" was a mirror reaction to Bud Dean's reaction to Mrs. Dean. He really did love her, but not in a healthy way.
Just like JD copied Bud Dean's bombs without any real consideration about the situation and the way it differed from his, he copied the way Bud Dean went through the world - the way Bud Dean loved him, the way Bud Dean loved his wife. The cycle of violence.
In the "Heathers as Social Satire" portion of Bowie's book, he says:
The point isn't that kids are killing each other in this movie, or that the adults "don't get it," but that it's far more disturbing: It's that people kill each other all the time in real life, and that the bonds of empathy are troublingly thin.
Also in Heathers 2010 - which isn't canon, so it doesn't matter - Bud Dean blames Veronica for what happened to JD, which implies some level of care about the matter. And that's technically true. The director's commentary confirmed that he would have never gone onto kill people if there hadn't been someone there to help encourage it.
Anyway, that's all. This is wayyyy to long, but I have a lot of thoughts on Bud Dean and JD. Obviously.
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I like how it's Spock that Chekov looks to for help

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there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you
someone on reddit shared texts of her and her husband's exclusive english dialect and it's beautiful
a linguist is analyzing it
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@imadoctornotanescalator The jokes write themselves. *gestures towards Trials and Tribbleations* Kirk may be Roddenberry’s silly rabbit, but everybody wants Spock.
For anyone wondering, the PhD student's name is Myra Cheng.
Here's a link to an article about the study from the Stanford Report: link.
Across three preregistered studies, participants interacting with sycophantic AI became more convinced of their own rightness and less willing to repair relationships. Yet at the same time, participants rated sycophantic AI models as higher quality, more trustworthy, and more desirable for future use, which may explain why this behavior has persisted despite its harmful impacts.
Myra Cheng et al. "Sycophantic AI decreases prosocial intentions and promotes dependence." Science 391, eaec8352 (2026).

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Star Trek mental health counselors at a conference trading horror stories realize they’re all talking about Miles O’Brien.
So I just simultaneously did, and possibly didn't lose my job today :)
Very much did in the sense that I literally do not know where my job is at the moment. But, for the time being I haven't been let go because nobody else including the store owner knows where it is either.
So, I don't wanna risk doxxing myself by posting pictures but goddamn am I tempted because this is not a believable event. This is a cartoon problem. For looneytoons.
But yeah, so, I work(ed?) at a kiosk selling boba tea, right? Freestanding kiosk in the mall with full water and electrical hookups and multiple fridges and sinks and a mini kitchen and the works. Fully functional tea shop. Very important to note that it was there last night, The work chat was discussing another issue last night at closing time. I'll get back to this.
It's been showing signs of being on the way out with how business is being handled lately and I've been considering other options, which is probably why I'm not as torn up about this as I should be, but maybe it just hasn't set in yet, but that's not the point. The point is there's been a lot of shit breaking and not being replaced and nobody mentioning anything about it until I walk into work in the morning and have to figure out why shit like the fucking cash register isn't there today. So I'm kinda used to having to ask questions about big things that nobody bothered to update me on. I was out for two weeks recovering from a surgery, so I came to work this morning assuming there'd be some kind of bullshit, yeah?
So, the question I had to ask the chat this morning was:
Not a text I ever thought I'd have to send in sincerity, but there it is. Because what I found instead was a fenced off patch of discolored tiles and a few holes in the floor where my entire place of employment used to be.
And the answer? Nobody knows! It was there last night when the mall closed, and every single trace of the structure and all its contents including drink making supplies and our safe and cashbox was gone when it opened again. And when I say nobody knows, I mean everyone from last night's closers to the actual (former?) owner of the store jad no fucking clue about this until getting that text from me this morning. For once I am actually the first to know. 🎉.
So. I guess I didn't so much lose my job as had it stolen. Not by AI, but good old fashioned hands-on human beings picking it up and carrying it away somehow. All mall security would tell me was that they were instructed not to tell me anything and have us contact our management. Who also don't know anything. And later on I came across some construction workers around the gravesite of the kiosk discussing filling in the holes, asked them about it, and was told that they "weren't at liberty to say".
So, not only is my job gone in the most literal physical sense of the word, but it was taken in some kind of super secret kiosk extraction in the dead of night without any warning or witnesses and nobody is allowed to speak of it. The store owner said she was gonna figure it out 10 hours ago and still no word back.
I don't know what else to say aside from I've been laughing all day and I'm gonna have a hell of a time explaining Schrodinger's Unemployment to the benefits office.
Update that is not an update because I'm basically certain this isn't what actually happened:
My mother in law thinks the FBI took it.
Not any of the other stores around the state. Just the one little kiosk.
Why? Because she loves a conspiracy and is just a little bit extra.
Also because she was around for the massive crackdown on Yakuza-owned businesses in Waikiki (in her homestate) that did actually involve the FBI seizing stores (no confirmation of making kiosks cleanly disappear in the middle of the night though).
Still no word from my job on what's actually going on, but the most likely theory so far is that maybe the kiosk was on lease and got repossessed? The mystery continues
(also shout out to the person who proposed Carmen Sandiego)
ACTUAL (partial) UPDATE:
According to the owner, based on what she's been able to find out, the kiosk was not removed legally and they're starting a potentially long process of legal action. I hope she gets to sue the shit out of whoever did it but for now at least I know for sure I'm unemployed.
Really hoping for more details in terms of who/why/how, so I'll keep updating if I learn anything.
For now the summary is: An unnamed entity that is most likely mall management (on account of mall security cooperating with them) stole an entire kiosk and all the contents including money and machinery with barely a trace in the middle of the night grinch-style, with zero warning or explanation, and ensured the silence of both security and the construction crew, in an action that was definitely preplanned and illegal, and as far as I know nobody knows its whereabouts.
So now I'm officially out of a job. Because my workplace was literally stolen in the night.
Actually fuck it let's share some photos cause I wouldn't be inclined to believe this myself. It's not like anyone can stalk me at my job now and I'm not gonna have to see any coworkers that might find my tumblr.
Enjoy the unintentionally funniest text I've ever sent in my life
Aaand a close-up:
The last remains of a once Very Much Solid And Immobile Workplace
HEY HI HELLO THIS ONE'S MY FAVORITE
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[cut to a kiosk on legs, sipping a boba, while wandering into the nearest forest on chicken legs]
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Im sorry OP but when i saw the text I had to.
Yet another new study debunked the basis for the anti-trans sports bans. It was never about sports but for creating legal avenues for exclusion and abjection. This is one of the largest analyses ever conducted, involving 52 studies and 6,485 trans people. Read the study here.
post so nice had to reblog it twice and force it down everyone's throats
At minimum about 4.5 thousand people liked this without reblogging it.
We gotta fix that.
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had a dream last night that the hot new trek ship taking over tumblr was Julian/Janeway. 90% of the fan works were epistolary fic where Julian gets really into the idea of the doomed mission of voyager and sends Janeway fanmail once they re-establish contact, which rapidly turns into a steamy long-distance romance that brings them both much needed distraction from their respective spirals into depression and gives fans free reign to write Janeway going full cougar. and it was so hugely popular in my dream like every third post on the dash was about them
#I think once a month Star Trek fans should randomly generate a pairing from all available characters #and spend that month posting nothing but that pairing #we could create some truly cursed shit #but in amongst that shit would be some true diamonds
i agree and i made a generator! if someone wants to do something with this please be my guest 🤗 https://perchance.org/trekrarepairs
AOS Kirk uses the pet name “baby”, while TOS Kirk uses the pet name “sweetheart”.
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