Fuck… I could really use more chicken tikka masala, garlic naan and mango lassi…

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

"Oh that's a cool- oh shitOH SHIT, he actually knows what he's doing!"

babe are you okay you reblogged got that fog in me 11 times

wait, i did? i don't remember doing that...

call my girlfriend a non-newtonian fluid the way she gets hard when i hit her and melts when i touch her softly

baby dragons whose scales are much more shiny and iridescent in order to hide in their parents' hoards

absolutely excellent top-notch thought here, but now you've got me wondering what's trying to eat them

Perhaps the shininess also makes them more endearing to adult dragons, increasing the likelihood of adoption if something happens to mama.

maybe dragons collect hoards to camouflage their babies