Stone Cold Steve Autism

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

so interesting when a medieval fantasy world shows signs of a partial columbian exchange. dirt-caked churls may grow pumpkins and eat potato stew yet no chocolate or hot peppers to be seen

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

yall better start leaving 1 star reviews about how transphobic and transmisogynistic staff are, flood the mfers, yall cant let this shit continue,

a chainsaw is a lot like a hot glue gun

when you have one in your hands you start to get Ideas about your surroundings

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

Gay broke sober king 🤴

(sobbing on the floor) i'm amazing digital worthless

i just feel like i lack an amazing digital purpose

23 months

it’s go time.

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!