princess: you really think i'm a princess..? like do you think people like and respect and fear me and shit.. like-
princess: sorry ma'am. but um yeah like the other princesses say i'm a joke and the way you treat me would be totally humiliating and embarassing for them
maid: do the other princesses have their maids dress them? help them brush their teeth? educate them on all the proper ways to be a good girl
maid: well then if anything, it sounds as if those princesses have very bad maids. perhaps you should wear that as a point of pride, your highness. a good princess has only the best maid
princess: yyeah but.. um.. do you really think i'm a good princess..?
maid: my lady.. look towards me please.. aww.. do not frown so much princess, of course i do. you're a very special wonderful princess to me, alright? now can you smile for me? say "i'm a special princess", your highness
princess: [smiling] i'm a special princess...
maid: that's right! and that's why i do my best to treat you like one, my lady
princess: b-but i can't do all the stuff the other princesses do.. i've never been able to wear the nice dresses or give the speeches or talk like a princess or that kinda sh- that stuff...
maid: and so? even if that's true, what does it matter, your highness? you are a special wonderful princess just by being who you are. it's not something you have to act.. it's something inside you that makes you my wonderful little girl
princess: [rosy-cheeked] a-awwwh.. wwait your what?
maid: [looking ahead] my wonderful princess, your highness. what do you think i said?
princess: hhehehe... i'm yours...? but.. you're my maid.. you're mine...
maid: [smiling down at her very wide] perhaps, then, we can be each other's :)
princess: wwhhehehheheh.. yes ma'am... i like you mom- maid.. you're very nice to me...
maid: i love you too, my dear. [kissing her forehead] allow me to tuck you in, i wouldn't want you to have nightmares.