Life doesn't make narrative sense

local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

reports are coming in that she is now burning said bridge

latest updates say that the bridge is on fire but she still has yet to cross it

forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times

Underrated part of Supergirl (2026) was the fight scene with “safeword” by Halsey playing in the background

Reblog and put in the tags the book that is physically nearest to you at this moment.

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

come closer i miss you

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

im deleting this fucking website

It took me a minute

Gotdamn I haven’t seen this post in almost a decade

Being desired means nothing if no one is curious about your mind.

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me