Life doesn't make narrative sense

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

may all your delulu come trululu this year.

Sucking dick really is like riding a bike. It had been so long, I was worried I had forgotten. Nope! 😇

if i see a group of men laughing i just know its not funny

local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

reports are coming in that she is now burning said bridge

latest updates say that the bridge is on fire but she still has yet to cross it

forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times

Underrated part of Supergirl (2026) was the fight scene with “safeword” by Halsey playing in the background