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I asked if this was an art installation and a Danish person said "no this is quite a serious impedance"

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c3rvida3

There's a lot going on here.

biblical-idiot

I work at lush and these little bitches come all naked in a big box and we have to put their blankies on one at a time

c3rvida3

Happy belated Mother's Day to all of the Lush employees swaddling extraterrestrial fetuses in the soap nursery. I hope you have the lemon-scented adventure of a lifetime.

elvisomar

valtsv

oh my god i almost forgot to tell you all about how, while my dad was visiting, i had an infestation of every single kind of bug in my house that hasn't been a problem before or since. like i'm not kidding i evicted so many creeping crawlies that week and couldn't for the life of me stop mosquitos from stealing my blood, but as soon as he left they vanished. and i mean, sure, there's a perfectly rational explanation, because two people make more mess than one and he has a habit of leaving the windows wide open enough to fly a jet engine through day and night, but i can't help but think how symbolically on the nose it was. the ancestral rot at the heart of my family so gothic it's got ants and flies buzzing around its decaying corpse.

valtsv

hey so update but i haven't been harassed by a single freaky little beast since my dad left even after leaving some crumbs on the floor as an experiment to see if they attracted any ants so i think my dad might just be bugs actually

quinnntessins

@entities-of-posts textbook corruption example lol

entities-of-posts

Seconded

hyumjim

Starting a collection

hyumjim

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djbodyhorror

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

segamascott

godisafujoshi

😩 i cant deal with this dawg

allpiesforourown

So you don't have to Google everything like I did

trickstertime

Wh-why is the crotch of the illustrative drawing censored???

fadedflorallace

Oh @trickstertime bc like scratching/touching "something" for good luck would in this case often be one's own penis/testicles (through the clothes). it's a thing superstitious dudes in Italy do AFAIK. the censorship in the diagram is a punchline, basically; without it, you wouldn't be able to immediately contextualize that that's why the hand is at crotch height, since the word 'scaramanzia' doesn't specifically refer to honking your own package. sorry to clutter up your notifs if someone else already explained! (edit: NOOO I DID THIS FROM MY AESTHETIC BLOG? LMAO)

shisasan

F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned (1934)

important-cat-pics

paraphrasieren

Blep

wizardarchetypes

absolutely looosssinggg it. i'm so obsessed with movies which portray the woman MC in a highly specific job because the writers clearly think it's like "off-beat" and "quirky" but have no idea how the field works whatsoever.

i decided to try a romcom i somehow missed i the 2000s 'head over heels' and i got 3 and a half minutes in and we're introduced to the lonely MC with bad taste in men as evidenced by her extremely short list of ex boyfriends, including her first boyfriend when she was 11 or something because i guess that's still relevant in her adult life.

so she's resigned herself to never finding love and prefers to ignore men to focus all her energy into her career.

this job is immediately presented as though it's for spinsters with no hope of ever finding a man.

the mc's lesbian bestie (whose first line involves her being scolded for being too sexual in the workplace, but moving on) points out their colleagues as evidence that they're doomed to a romance-less, sexless life if they don't switch up their shared career path. the colleagues are three old women, so-dubbed "the menopause triplets":

these women are presented as if they have no idea what's going on at any given moment. this is 2001, and presumably this is an entry level job requiring low effort and no experience.

then their boss bursts into the room, unceremoniously bumping a large painting into the door jam and walls, announcing that it's a new project for our MC.

our MC is thrilled to see the painting. apparently it's a light in the daily slog at her dreary job for loser women with nothing going on in their lives.

And that job is? Conservator of paintings (specializing in Renaissance) at the New York City Metropolitan Museum of Art.

The painting being handled like an old couch on its way to the curb?

The Bacchanal of the Andrians by Titian.

Her lesbian colleague who is presumably also a a highly trained & skilled curator finds it depressing that the MC is so excited about the painting.

it's a quirk unique to this MC that she cares so much about paintings, in her department at the metropolitan museum of art, where her colleagues find all that art business rather dreary. because we all know that's what conservators in extremely competitive museum positions are like.

wizardarchetypes

I'm not saying there can't be lifelong love in here somewhere but I also just feel like the monogamous heterosexual marriage you're fantasizing about isn't necessarily best represented by the bacchanal. and that's okay. but i do stand by that.

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godblessthesickos

World historical loser

drwiltz-official

gloomsday

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

academicssay

alexaloraetheris

I am printing these words out and gluing them backwards onto my forehead

botanyshitposts

scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

flipocrite

clickityweasel

catboybiologist

Btw the thing this discovered is like. A foundational lab technique now and has revolutionized genetics

segamascott

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