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Realizing only after I've parked that I've parked too close to the car next to me but I'm too embarrassed to back out and then back in so I just stay here

#until they leave

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yorickless

there's this account on bluesky that just randomly samples the last reply someone made before getting blocked by the person they were replying to and it's a really good gimmick blog concept. I don't think tumblr data is public enough to make this possible here unfortunately. some samples:

isoddtosay

iri-desky

When you get past all the political stuff/heinous crap, there are QUITE some gems on here

46-reasonable-hamsters

exuviator

stardustdiver

partywithponies

YOU CAN'T JUST PUT "DEAD DOVE" OR "DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT" OR "DEAD DOVE CONTENT" WITHOUT ANY FURTHER TAGS OR WARNINGS

IT LITERALLY MEANS "HEED THE TAGS" "YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED" IT'S LITERALLY MEANINGLESS WITHOUT ANY FURTHER TAGS OR WARNINGS

YOU'VE JUST SAID "BE WARNED" TO ME AND THEN LEFT WITHOUT ELABORATING

BE WARNED OF WHAT? BE WARNED OF WHAT???

novaandmali

NEW PROJECT LAUNCHING ON JUNE 16TH!

My Liege - queer knights in love

An art book collaboration between @dames-zine and us (Nova and Mali) and 60 artists! Our book celebrates queer love and warriors of all kinds.

Cover art by @may12324

Follow our Kickstarter page to be notified when we launch! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/novaandmali/my-liege

[Image description: two queer butch knights almost kiss, one is on horseback. Text reads - on kickstarter. My Liege, Queer Knights In Love. End ID]

myboyfriendpetebuttigieg

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

rakshar

your forgiven.

myboyfriendpetebuttigieg

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.

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notahorseindisguise

imagine six thousand people read your journal every single day . thank fuck only like 10 of you max interact with me

skyguygeneraltano

I know Obi-Wan’s brain would have short circuited when he sees Luke and Leia yelling for the first time as Luke looked like Anakin when pissed but sounded like Padmé’s “I’m angry beyond belief but I simply sound very disappointed” voice and Leia looked like Padmé but has Anakin’s “I’m pissed and the whole galaxy shall hear me roar” voice and Obi-Wan is just “oh no”

#sw

hemipenal-system

hey if you’re a frequent flyer in my notifications i probably recognize and appreciate you. btw

Retractable tape measures become the new break out toy on Erid. Everyone's playing with one. They're integrated into existing games and inspire new ones. Grace tries the first few prototypes and remarks offhand that they don't quite have the same snap that some models back on Earth have, like he doesn't even have any fear of a long stretch of tape retracting at the speed of light and snapping on his fingers, all said fondly and jokingly because Memories but the Eridian scientists take him completely seriously and get back to work and Rocky interrogates Grace on WHY he wants tape to snap on his squishy human fingers

#project hail mary #ryland grace #rocky the eridian #watching for the fourth time and rocky playing with the tape measure is just adorable

ctnctnctnctnctn

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

bbanditt

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

sanjista

it is the chosen one

greywardenlisa

it must be the main character in the anime

charlesoberonn-deactivated20150

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

guardgenie

“In a world where tulips were yellow, one dared to be different…”

slightly-fanatic

Every spring this picture comes back around and every spring I crack up

al-the-stuff-i-like

at first you just see the row of tulips in the foreground, and it’s funny

then you see the rows stretching back for yards and yards, and it’s even funnier

ctnctnctnctnctn

Heyo so I’m throwing a big ol party after quarantine if this hits 1 mill so uh if anyone’s out there pls help embarrass my sister even more 7 years later

olderthannetfic

Happy 22nd of April, everyone!

olderthannetfic

10 years of embarrassing OP’s sister!

silly-jellyghoty

Let’s make it 11!

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fidelcostco

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

fidelcostco

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

fidelcostco

oh this is my post

necromancelena

Die temu ad die

necromancelena

Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.

chef-boy-ar-girl

It accidentally is latin

saanah

Accidental latin is my new favourite thing.

santapau

Found this in the margins of a medieval manuscript.

qqueenofhades

This is a very charming illustration and I do approve of Accidental Latin, but unfortunately, that is not what this (Fake) Accidental Latin actually says. Google Translate seems to think "temu" is identical to "timor" (infinitive, "to fear"), which would then be conjugated in first-person singular as "timeo" ("I fear"). "Temu" is not a word in Latin. So that is a very weird leap on Google Translate's part to turn gibberish into... something vaguely etymologically similar sounding? Hmm.

Next, "die" does mean "day," though nominative singular is "dies," i.e. "dies irae." It could be conjugated "die" if it was in ablative or locative case, but "die ad die" would mean something more like "day to day." "Ad" is in a "to" direction and "ab" is from, i.e. "ab urbis," and ablative case is used to indicate the movement of a thing. In short, "by" is not really a way to translate "ad"; we might want "per" here? (Through, by means of, etc.)

Not to mention, it would be weird to put one "die" at the start and another at the end The verb also usually goes at the end in Latin sentences, just for that extra bit of fun. So yes, in short, this is not actually Latin, and Google Translate is very bad at Latin in particular. Nonetheless, still charming.

nudistcat

@theshitpostcalligrapher

sekkitsune

Agree, @qqueenofhades, except on the matter of breaking “die ad die” apart. It’s a common structure in poetic and oratorical Latin to jam one phrase in the middle of another. I can’t think of an example exactly parallel to this construction, but I could believe a Roman poet would write it!

qqueenofhades

Ah, that is true. My Latin is of the reading-medieval-documents (particularly charters and/or chronicles) variety, where the sentence and usage structures are often more formulaic and there is less poetic license to move words around. There is obviously far less fixity for word order in Latin, since the conjugations explain how they grammatically relate to each other rather than placement in the sentence. (Coincidentally, this is why I used to say that the best feeling in the world was walking past a Latin classroom and not having to go inside it. Ahem.)

So yes: true that poetical Latin might be more at liberty to split the "die"-s up that far, though "timeo" (verb) is still more likely in most cases to go at the end, which would place them together anyway ("die ad die timeo," "day to day I fear" if translated in strict word order, which would make sense to an English speaker and sound more poetic anyway). Keep in mind, however, that my Latin is a) fairly rusty and b) mostly used for said formulaic legal document reading rather than freeform verse, so don't super-hard quote me on this.

sekkitsune

I saw that ablative “die” and that final -u on “temu” and thought of the ablative supine (as in “mirabile dictu”) but as you observe, there isn’t a verb that “temu” could be, and then also, the ablative supine requires an adjective, as far as I know.

But perhaps “temu” is a hapax legomenon (in which case we would need the rest of the text to gloss it) or a scribal error for temeratu, from temero, “I defile or disgrace”. In that case, and in true Tumblr form, I might translate it as “daily I disgrace, in the manner of the day”, with some errors attributable to the scribe.

qqueenofhades

....oh my god. You might be a genius. Because what else does Tumblr do but daily disgrace [itself, oneself, and/or numerous others] in the manner of the day, and make numerous scribal errors.

laurenthemself

how dare you say we error on the scribes

jtimu

this is what happens when you buy your latin on temu

desert-love

a-book-of-creatures

When you see an adolescent saguaro 👍

ceruleanheaven

bad media will piss you off good media will heal your soul bad media that couldve been good will ruin your life forever

sackboys-moved

Love not having a ”””fandom””” specific blog. Something new will just consume my mind and everyone has to accept it. My house

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