things we know about darkness man:
1. vr headsets give him motion sickness
2. he knows all the names of the ghosts in pac-man
3. he's able to transform himself into a flawless rendition of a bag of trash
4. he's very supportive of academic endeavors
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things we know about darkness man:
1. vr headsets give him motion sickness
2. he knows all the names of the ghosts in pac-man
3. he's able to transform himself into a flawless rendition of a bag of trash
4. he's very supportive of academic endeavors

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underrated tumblr feature is being able to catch up to yourself on your dash. so there is an END POINT. and you can say āah, I have reached where I left off, there is no more to see! Iāll take my leave now and come back later when there are new posts.ā instead of being stuck forever in a bottomless algorithm pit digging deeper and deeper till you have to summon monumental strength to climb out
It's the last day of April
Wake up babe, new meta layer just dropped
The Nasdaq were a collection of economic spirits venerated the middle to end United States imperial wealth cults. Economic spirits, referred to as "stocks" (/stÉks/) in the obscure dialect of French spoken in the United States, were categorized into one of several "exchanges" ( /ÉksĖtĶ”ŹeÉŖndĶ”Ź/) based upon perceived impact and power. The Nasdaq are believed to have been held in higher esteem than other contemporaneously worshipped exchanges in the Dao and the Nysse. Shamans of the imperial wealth cults ("brokers" /ĖbɹoŹkÉ/) were known to sacrifice offerings ("layoffs") to the Nasdaq in hopes of receiving material and spiritual rewards from the supreme deity of the United States, The Free Market. Brokers were often known to interpret omens of the day by questioning the effect of such omens on the stocks.

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Annual deer post:
If you see a fawn laying down on the ground all alone, leave it alone. It is not lost, it does not need your help, do not pick it up, do not move it.
This behavior evolved to keep deer young safe. The baby is very small, very quiet, and hard for most predators to see. A young fawn cannot keep up with a fleeing mother deer, which is their primary problem-solving strategy. So while the mother goes elsewhere to graze, the fawn stays safe and hidden. The mom will be back.
Leave the fawn alone.
This is always good to pass around this time of year, but I would like to add something for the few of us who might be encountering the moose kind of deer.
Moose are deer, but moose have the opposite strategy. They stay close to their babies, and their primary response for anything getting close to their babies is immediate violent murder. If you do see a baby moose by itself, leave. Leave the baby alone and leave the area, preferably quickly. Momma is at most 30 yards away and has already kicked on the kill bill sirens.
thereās this thing that happens on this website thatās like the opposite of pissing on the poor and is far better but also still somewhat annoying when you post something where the point is implied and then someone else adds the point you were making in a reblog as though they are like, adding something new and insightful to the post. eg you can post something about a female scientist from the 1800s having her intellect undervalued in her time and someone else is going to add like āthatās so crazy⦠i think they were treating her this way due to misogynyā and like well yes. i mean⦠yeah. you got it
the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt
my hottest take
Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.
guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare
yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety
(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)
Then how the haters loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
"Unholy Drink Cloaca
You'll go down in history!"
You DON'T get this on any other site in quite this format.
when second wave feminists brought the widespread nature of incest and child sex abuse to the light, they located its causes very accurately in the patriarchal family, the social and economic domination of men over women, the dependence and thus vulnerability of children. these critiques which threaten the very foundations of the patriarchal order were quickly swept under the figure of āthe pedophile.ā it was no longer a deep-seated structural issue inevitable in a society ordered in specific oppressive ways, but a matter of individual pathology. the child molester isnāt your dad or your nice neighbor or your priest or your little league coach, itās a pedophile: some barely human monster. and if the child molester is your dad, or your nice neighbor, or your priest, or your little league coach, and they can be recognized as such, well, they are transformed as if by magic from those integral parts of the human community into the pedophile as demonic outcast. the feminist systematic critique is neutralized. this is why i hate to see pedophile used to refer to almost anything but someoneās self-expressed sexual fixation on prepubescent children. it is not semantic quibbling or minimizing abuse, but that i think the use of the term pedophile as the ubiquitous framework for understanding csa is the minimization of the depth of the problem.

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maybe your fanfic doesnāt have to change someoneās life maybe it can just brighten someoneās day for a bit
Hey if you brighten someoneās day for a bit over and over you can very much be part of saving their life. Donāt forget
A werewolf, his wood-elf wife, his niece, his niece's ex-girlfriend, his adopted daughter, his adopted daughter's mean sister, his stepdaughter, his stepdaughter's stepbrother, his stepdaughter's stepbrother's bloodrush teamate, his stepdaughter's stepbrother's bloodrush teamate's mom and a few other close friends can be a family.
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
Tomorrow is March 28th
April Fools day here is always funny because my dash is full of āhereās a Rick roll but itās actually a different songā āhereās ādo you love the color of the skyā just kidding! Itās not the full long post!ā āHereās a drawing I made of a kitty! Just kidding! Itās two kitties and theyāre best friendsā and we do this unironically and completely ignoring the blood lust we all experience every year just two weeks prior
Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together
Ilya: that didnāt quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?
Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over�
Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that
Ilya: desperate measures, Iāll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again
Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?
Shane, 7 years later: I have figured out that you like me.

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Get enough sleep get enough fiber get enough iron wear sunscreen every moment of every day dont get dehydrated donāt slouch brush perfectly floss too keep your tires full of air get your oil changed check your brakes and alignment get new tires get your yearly inspection get your yearly pelvic exam remember your flu and covid shot research the candidates for district attorney take your recycling to the curb on the right day try to limit red meat, alcohol, ultra processed food, sugar and sitting down donāt use screens before bed exercise constantly youāre not socializing or being touched enough meditate daily make sure your clothes are constantly acceptable wash your hair before thereās even a hint of grease donāt have any unsightly hair anywhere donāt drink foo much coffee or sugary drinks or carbonated drinks or anything with citric acid or your teeth will rot change your sheets every few days and your pillowcases daily and you should be also throwing out your pillows every year or two apparently donāt use any kind of cutting board due to the unique drawbacks of each available kind walk 15 min after every meal donāt eat right after brushing but also donāt brush thirty minutes after eating yet somehow brush your teeth every morning and be on time for work also and make sure youāre weight training and make sure youāre doing everything you can to prevent eventual osteoporosis and arthritis moisturize your skin every day keep your prescriptions filled try to avoid being stressed at all costs because itās the silent killer prioritize your mental health but donāt let any of these habits slip and donāt lose your important documents and keep the batteries in your carbon monoxide detector fresh and deep clean your fridge often and clean your entire house often and exchange pleasantries with every acquaintance and keep yourself polished and presentable at work and stretch before bed every night and buy new kitchen sponges when they wear out and make sure you have laundry detergent and dish soap and olive oil and only eat healthy fats and make sure youāre doing everything to prevent the skyrocketing rates of colon cancer in young people and soak all your berries so that they actually get clean and wash all your produce and buy organic so you arenāt ingesting four million pesticides and avoid animal products but also eat a lot of lean meat and dairy for the protein and eat 30g of protein at every meal and prioritize whole grains and complex carbohydrates and moderate your sugar intake and replace your toothbrush every six months and your running shows every 90 miles clean your car out often and make sure no one smashes your tail light in the parking lot and keep a printout of your up to date proof of insurance in your glovebox even if you donāt own a printer and put a sizeable portion of each paycheck into retirement portfolio replace your windshield wipers and close your kitchen down every night and eat two servings of dark leafy greens per day and do all of this and still get enough rest so that youāre able to give the 40 hour workweek your all. And if you fail to do any of these things youāre a disgusting failure slob
being obsessed with captain america: the winter soldier in 2014 is something that will always be inside of you