jadeinretrogrde

can you imagine going to work, shoving a bacon breakfast sandwich down your pants in a bid to show your boss that you are giving your utmost best and he says sorry son not good enough we're going to need you to eat 200g of cheese

sometimes the power of people coming together to solve problems is a dual income male partnership in a go-kart, a gun-wielding nosferatu with a mouth portal to the abyss, a drunk leprechaun driving a bus, bigfoot the inventor of kumite, a mage on a bike with a dainty vampire on her handlebars, a hot guy riding a horse while a rich businessman's assistant takes the meeting minutes behind him, two superheros of the night running side-by-side in a dead sprint while kissing, the world's most pulitzer prize deserving journalist in a station wagon and a single clown breaking all of their bones to crush themselves into the tiniest clown car you've ever seen

still dying at Ally saying "clear eyes full hearts can't lose" during adventuring party the same week it's a released as a prompt on make some noise. a hilarious snapshot into the dropout zeitgeist

he said go to a safe place and she literally teleported to his apartment. we're all still thinking about this right?

woooow HJ really said "my father gave me a a small loan of a million dollars" to bat child

idk murph what kinda ritual killing would involve not one but two privately hired food trucks and real champagne from the champagne region of france?

I should be drinking water. I should be doing the dishes. I should be in bed sleeping. am I doing any of those things? no. I'm on tiktok watching bloodymary edits