i hug tentacles and play elden ring (つ≧▽≦)つくコ:彡

My problem with Angell isn't that she's irrelevant in the current meta. My problem is that as she's swapping gloves after fingering the soul out of my body, all I hear through the haze of my slowly recovering sanity is shit like "Order completed."

With the current campaign to preserve games and media and the shutdown of online-only life service products with no offline versions, I really hope PtN gets an offline version at the end of support, because I think the writing and characters are amazing, the Yuri is amazing and it should be preserved however possible

I'll be honest I didn't believe you had it in the first place. He is kind of ugly 😔

Kissing sinners with tongue stabilises their M-Value. It's true the science says it.

You get praised by Malenia if you win 10 invasions in the Haligtree. After 100 you get a super secret sword. And after 1000 she gets you pregnant

The joy in my soul at the thought of Malenia wearing glasses. Listen the image of it would be just so cute and endearing. But how can I possibly explain it to anyone. How can I project the gentle warmth of my vision into the brain of someone with drawing skills. Malenia has no eyes. She's wearing glasses. She's wearing glasses god damn it do you understand. DO YOU UNDERSTAND. DOES ANYONE UNDERSTAND ME.

I think the reason why Patches is one of my favourite fromsoft characters is because deep inside, I am him.

I would not be bald. Maybe there are limits to our similarities