I've been meaning to do this for a long time. The more stories I write, the longer it will take. It's now or never. Please scroll through as I have tried to create a variety of categories. Some works may appear more than once.
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All I've Ever Wanted (Is You) (Human AU; misunderstanding)
Rated: M, 6/6 chapters, 15,062 words, complete 4/24/2026
They met at Ana and Newtâs pre-wedding party. Aziraphale remembers being absolutely stunned by Crowleyâs good looksâand mortified by his coarse language. That only lasted until they began a hilarious (and frankly unhinged) conversation about the intelligence of dolphins and whales, and something about the kraken, if memory serves.From that moment on, they have been nearly inseparable.
That was five years ago. These days, Aziraphale frequently slips onto a bar stool and keeps Crowley company for a few hours while he works a slow shift at an upscale Mayfair pub, and Crowley spends many a lazy day lounging in Aziraphaleâs bookshop in Soho.
But thereâs nothing more to it than that. Because Aziraphale and Crowley are merely friends. Theyâve never been more than friends. They never will be.
Of course not.
Inseparable (Human AU; childhood friends to lovers)
Rated: M, 5/5 chapters posted, 20K words, completed 4/3/2026
Aziraphale lost his best friend when they were sixteen, and it had been like losing his own heart. After twenty years, heâs moved on, but heâs never given up on finding her. When a stranger sits down beside him at a pub and calls him âangel,â it triggers memories he thought were long buried⌠and maybe the second chance he never thought heâd get.
A Chronicle of Affection (or How to Get Everything You Want in Just 12 Months) (Human AU; friends to lovers)
Rated: M, 75K words, 16/16 chapters, completed 2/6/2026
Part of the Winter Omens Big Bang
Anthony Crowley is 40 years old and down on his luck. In the past few years heâs lost his job as a journalist, his boyfriend, his flat, and most of his self-respect. When he hears about the chance to nanny a three-year-old boy, it looks like the opportunity heâs been waiting for to turn his life around.
At 57, bookshop owner Aziraphale Fell has resigned himself to his perpetual bachelorhood. Still, each year, he looks forward to dressing up in his vintage Father Christmas suit and turning his bookshop annex into a holiday wonderland.
When Crowley and his young charge, Adam, attend Father Christmasâs Magical Bookshop, itâs clear the two men are attracted to one another. Over the course of the next year they become friends, important to one another in every way. The question is, can they face their fears and admit that they have fallen quite deeply in love?
Entangled (Human AU; enemies to friends to lovers)
Co-authored with MissUnderstoodLyrics
Rated: E, 69K words, 18/18 chapters posted (12/18/25)
As an up-and-coming post doc, marine biologist Anthony J. Crowley landed a coveted grant from The Eastgate Conservancy to study the lives of endangered sea turtles. When the Conservancy accused him of misappropriation of funds, his research was halted. Heâs carried a grudge for the past twenty-five years.
Now an award-winning researcher with a worldwide YouTube following, Dr Crowley has been offered another grant from the Conservancy to replicate his original study. Thereâs just one catchâAziraphale Eastgate, a member of the Conservancy board, will be traveling on the Sea Serpent as an observer for the duration of the project.
Confined on the ship with documentary cameras capturing their every move, Crowley and Aziraphale canât avoid each otherâor the chemistry simmering between them. What begins as daily sparring over data and methods slowly softens into mutual respect, and then develops into something deeperâand far more dangerous.
Regrets, Choices & Other Things (Human AU; friends to lovers)
Rated: E, 24K words 6/6 chapters posted (10/15/2025)
When Aziraphale arrives at the hospital, Crowley seems fine. He waves him over to the side of his bed, a smile on his face. He gives him a kiss. He calls him âangel.â Itâs perfect. Itâs everything Aziraphaleâs ever dreamed of. But itâs not right.
What the actual fuck is going on?
A reverse trope romance in which having amnesia leads to a second chance. Itâs especially sweet when you never thought you had a chance in the first place.
Cheeky Bastards (Human AU; enemies to lovers)
Rated: M, 18K words, 5/5 chapters posted (8/22/2025)
Dr. Crowley is the latest hire in the English Department at Eden Valley University. He doesnât know his colleague Dr. Fell, and he doesnât want to. But when budget cuts force them to share a car for six hours on their way to the Central States Literature Conference in Chicago, it doesnât look like he has much choice.
Thank Someone for small favors.
Courage (Human AU; enemies to lovers)
Rated: E, 30K words, 7/7 chapters posted (5/14/2025)
Aziraphale Eastgate is unfailingly polite, effortlessly charming, and seems to like everyone in Central Londonâeveryone, that is, except Anthony Crowley. And for the life of him, Crowley has never understood why. But when they find themselves trapped on a week-long vacation with their best friends, Maggie and Nina, it doesn't take long for Crowley to find out.
Based on the reverse trope "really nice guy who hates only you."
SERIES:
Reverse Tropes (inspired by this Tumblr post)
Regrets, Choices & Other Things (Human AU)
Rated: E, 24 K words 6/6 chapters posted (10/15/2025)
When Aziraphale arrives at the hospital, Crowley seems fine. He waves him over to the side of his bed, a smile on his face. He gives him a kiss. He calls him âangel.â Itâs perfect. Itâs everything Aziraphaleâs ever dreamed of. But itâs not right.
What the actual fuck is going on?
A reverse trope romance in which having amnesia leads to a second chance. Itâs especially sweet when you never thought you had a chance in the first place.
There Were Two Beds: Crowley's Lament (Human AU)
Rated: M, 7800 words, 1/1 chapters posted (1/19/2025)
When Aziraphale breaks up with boyfriend Gabriel, best friend Crowley finally sees his chance.The long-pining idiot arranges a weekend getaway where he hopes circumstances will provide the perfect opportunity to profess his love.
Except when they arrive at the hotel, itâs not exactly a âthere was only one bedâ situation. How will our hero cope?
More Than Friends: Crowley's Dilemma (Human AU)
Rated: E, 7350 words, 1/1 chapters (2/12/2025)
Since returning from Bath a month ago, best friends Crowley and Aziraphale have been determined to make up for lost time. They hold hands whenever theyâre in public, have weekday âlunchesâ that donât involve food, and sleep in one anotherâs arms every night. It should be obvious theyâre in a romantic relationship. So why does everyone seem to think they're still just friends?
A reverse-trope story based on the prompt âInstead of fake dating, everyone is convinced you arenât actually dating.
Courage (Human enemies to lovers AU)
Rated: E, 30K words, 7/7 chapters posted 5/14/2025)
Aziraphale Eastgate is unfailingly polite, effortlessly charming, and seems to like everyone in Central Londonâeveryone, that is, except Anthony Crowley. And for the life of him, Crowley has never understood why. But when they find themselves trapped on a week-long vacation with their best friends, Maggie and Nina, it doesn't take long for Crowley to find out.
Based on the reverse trope "really nice guy who hates only you."
Helluva Love Story Series
Helluva Morning After
Co-authored with scullyphile @brenna
Rated: M, 4354 words, 1/1 chapters, posted 3/6/2026
Itâs the end of the school year, and the teachers head to the pub, science teacher Anthony Crowley and literature teacher Aziraphale East among them.
The next day, a flurry of text messages ensues.
Helluva Holiday
Co-authored with scullyphile @brenna
Rated: M, 4784 words, 1/1 chapters, posted 6/21/2026
Theyâve run the gauntlet of giggling students, gossiping teachers, and nosy administrators. Now theyâre throwing caution to the windâCrowley is packing up everything and moving in with Aziraphale. All this while planning a romantic Christmas holiday in Paris.
Phones in hand, theyâre always just a text away. And closer than ever.
The Gilded Cage (Companion Fic Series)
90 Days to Change Your Life (Human Ace/Aro AU)
Rated: M, 21K words, 5/5 chapters posted (3/20/2025)
The Gilded Cage has been Crowleyâs refuge for the past decade, the place he goes to drink and dance, the place where people know him and donât judge him as he follows a different woman home every weekend.
It was all going fine until Crowley dropped by on a random Thursday and met the nightclubâs newest cage dancer. Suddenly, he's starting to question what, and who, it might take for him to be truly happy.
Wanting You... Is New (Human Ace/Aro AU)
Rated: M, 24.5K words, 5/5 chapters posted (7/2/2025)
Dancing at The Gilded Cage was Aziraphaleâs dream job. He met Crowley two weeks after he began dancing at the club. At first Crowley was just another admirer. Then it seemed possible he might become something more. But Crowley was a player who went home with a different woman every night, and Aziraphale was an asexual gay man. No matter how strong their attraction, there was no way this could work.
Unless, just maybe, it could.
If I Loved You Less
If I Loved You Less... We Could Have Coffee (Post Season Two)
Rated: M, 2800 words, 1/1 chapters posted (10/24/2024)
Getting over Aziraphale is the hardest thing Crowley has ever done. When he Fell, it was hard, but he knew in an instant what he had lost. With Aziraphale, he never saw it coming. Up until now, he had always had hope.
Itâs been more than two years since they averted the Second Coming, and nearly a year since Crowley last contacted him. Aziraphale worries, and wonders if Crowley is truly satisfied with his solitary existence. Finally, he comes to a decision. One night, while Crowley sleeps, Aziraphale blesses him with finding someone to share his life... even as he knows he is planting the seeds of his own destruction.
Reimagining Eden (Post Season Two)
Rated: M, 8600 words, 1/1 chapters posted (5/21/2025)
So much had happened in the thousands of years they had known one another. So many words had been spokenâoften in anger or fearâand Aziraphale could remember all of it.
He often felt he should make amends for at least some of his errors. Sitting here in the home they now shared, he began to plan a way to make it up to Crowley, a way to let him know how very much Aziraphale loved and cherished him.
The Place Where We Always Meet
Until We Meet Again (Post Season Two)
Rated: E, 12K words, 4/4 chapters posted (12/19/2024)
This is the story of what happened after that fateful night in 1941, and how an angel and a demon thwarted both Heaven and Hell in the name of loveâif only for two days each Christmas season. But this year is different, and Aziraphale wonders if Crowley will even show up.
In the Place Where We Always Meet: 1967 (Pre-Season Two)
Itâs December 1967, the Christmas following that infamous meeting in the Bentley where Crowley finally got the holy water heâd been trying to lay his hands on for more than a century. But what had he lost in acquiring it? What in Satan's name did Aziraphale mean when he said, "You go too fast for me, Crowley?"
ONE SHOTS NOT IN ANY OTHER CATEGORY
Some Things Never Change (a 2026 Fandom Trumps Hate friends-to-lovers, second-chance, queer-awakening human AU romance)
Rated: T, 1/1, 9600 words, posted 6/9/2026
Crowley remembers back in uni, his head in Aziraphaleâs lap, Aziraphaleâs fingers carding through his hair, lulling him to sleep. He would wake up feeling so loose-limbed and relaxed he wouldnât want to move. Even the thought of a party and a girl (and the sex that surely awaited him) wasnât enough to get him to leave. So Crowley would cancel his plans, and they would order takeaway, share a bottle of wine, and⌠Okay, yes, cuddle on the sofa watching telly.
But that didnât mean anything.
Did it?
There's a new man in the neighbourhood, one with wavy auburn hair that flows to the middle of his back. Lithe and lean, he is a vision, and Aziraphale can't stop watching him as he walks the pavement, going in and out of the local bawdy house.
The Angel Who (Almost) Got Away
Rated: E, 3774 words, 1/1 chapters, posted 2/25/2026
Back in grad school, Crowley met an angel, and he gave him his heart. Sadly, the angel was in love with the Church, and he walked out of Crowley's life.
Now, more than two decades later, Crowley hears a familiar sultry voice reading some of the filthiest smut he's ever heard, and he wonders if he might have a second chance with the angel who got away.
Crowley has left a string of broken hearts in his dating wake, and his best friend, Aziraphale, has had it. Crowley claims itâs not his fault, and swears he doesnât lead anyone on. It isnât as if he is promising them anything, heâs just taking them on dates.
Aziraphale points out that the two of them have been friends for years, and yet he isnât in love with Crowley, but Crowley insists that if they were dating that might change. So they make a betâCrowley will romance Aziraphale for two weeks so he can see what itâs like to be the object of Crowleyâs affection. It will give Aziraphale a chance to figure out why everyone falls in love with the man.
Theyâve known each other for years. Nobodyâs worried about falling in love.
Maybe they should be.
The streets of town were paved with stars
Rated: G, 3000 words, 1/1 posted (12/30/2025)
Pepper had just walked in the front door for her day shift. Hadnât even taken off her coat, much less gotten a cup of coffee, when Brian stopped her.
âHey, got a minute?â Brian looked⌠tense.
âSure, Bri. Whatâs up?â
âRemember a while ago when you asked me to keep an eye on Crowley and Aziraphale? To let you know if anything seemed amiss?â
âThat shipâs sailed,â Pepper replied. âIâm sure I misunderstood.
Thatâs what I get for eavesdropping.â
âWellâŚâ Brian said uncertainly. âIâm not so sure.â
âOh, good lord. Whatâs happened now?â Pepper sat down wearily behind the reception desk and put her head in her hands.
SEEKING (a way back into your heart)
Rated: T, 3256 words, 1/1 posted (10/16/2025)
Their first fight. Maybe their last fight. Because it's been more than two weeks and Crowley still hasn't heard from Aziraphale. Then he sees something that gives him his first glimmer of hope, and an idea for getting his angel back.
More Strong Together: A Gothically Inspired Vampire Romance
Rated: E, 10K, 2/2 chapters posted (10/9/2025)
When a heartbroken Crowley gets drunk in St. Jamesâs Park, a kind stranger intervenes before any real harm can come to him, and Crowley is smitten. He dreams of the man, waits for him in the park, and feels as if his heart will break without him. All from one brief encounter.
In the park late one night, Aziraphale hears a young man crying and it breaks his heart. The heart that he shouldnât feel at all. He sits with the young man, walks him home, and he is smitten. He dreams of the young man, watches him from the shadows, and wishes he could make him his own. All from one brief encounter.
Ah, yes. The course of true love never did run smooth.
A Three-Hour Tour: A Classic TV Crack Fic
Rated: E, 5683 words, 1/1 chapters posted (9/5/2025)
Here is the tale of a fateful trip⌠the tale of how Crowley, Aziraphale, and five or six of their friends and enemies find themselves cast away on a deserted tropical island.
Need I say more?
Crowley has been hiding something from Aziraphale since they met on the wall in the Garden of Eden. At first it was easy enough; they didn't meet up that often. But as time went on, it got harder to hide. Now that they're married, it's become impossible.
Kittin in July: Pride 2025
Rated: M, 6500 words, 1/1 chapters posted (7/4/2025)
Crowley had all but given up on Aziraphale. He had grown used to spending his days and nights alone. What was one more night, even if it was Christmas Eve?
Thatâs when he heard it. A mewling, small and desperate.
Who says dreams don't come true?
"Love may feel like a heavy burden with the Ten of Wands."
For six thousand years, Crowley carried the burden of his relationship with Aziraphale. When Aziraphale left, that burden had been lifted. And while he had missed himâlike a pulse, like a limbânow that heâs back, Crowley isnât certain he's willing to take that burden up again.
What he doesnât understand isâhe doesnât have to.
A Very Close Call Indeed
Rated: G, 3200 words, 1/1 chapters published (4/14/2025)
Crowley is hiding in the bookshop, waiting to surprise Aziraphale, when he spies him with a human man. The two are sharing what appears to be an intimate moment. Overcome with jealousy, Crowley storms out without a backward glance. After two months, can anyone blame the Bentley and the bookshop for taking matters into their own, erm, hands?
Crowley brings tea to Aziraphale in the garden, like so many times before.
All the Pretty Girls (I Have Waited)
Rated: M, 8100 words, 1/1 chapters posted (12/24/2024)
Week after week, Crowley met women at the local coffee shopâpretty, funny, smart women. He enjoyed their company. They had perfectly pleasant conversations. And he never called them back.
The one constant, aside from six shots of espresso in a big cup? The funny, friendly, kindâand very maleâbarista.
Crowley had tried to be patient with Aziraphale. He didnât know what had happened in the years since he had Ascended because Aziraphale wouldnât talk about it. But his decision to confront the angel was made out of desperation. He should have learned from that terrible kiss that those sort of moves donât end well. This one went no better.Â
Inspired by "I'm The Only One" by Melissa Etheridge.
âThe rainbow,â Crowley spat. âItâs not beautiful. Itâs a symbol of death and destruction. Whyâd you think I wear black and grey? Whyâd you think I dislike all the fancyââ he gestured around the park âârainbow colors?"
âOh, my dear,â Aziraphale sighed. âI think youâve got it wrong."
Inspired by "True Colors" by Cyndi Lauper
Hold Me Tight Until the End of Days (Post Season Two)
Rated: M, 2900 words, 1/1 chapters posted (2/24/2025)
The world was ending. Again. Aziraphale had done his best, had given it his all, and it hadnât been enough. Now, all he wanted to do was spend the last hours or days or years that were left with the only being he had ever truly loved.
Inspired by "Wild Blue Yonder" by The Amazing Devil
From his position below, Aziraphale could see the angel falling ⌠falling ⌠falling down, casting a shadow against the sun as they plunged from the celestial plane to the infernal one below. He watched as the angel Fellâinto the molten lake of sulfur, into the Abyss, into the very pits of Hell. And just like the countless other times he had tried to save them and had failed, Aziraphale fell as wellâinto a heap of tears and rage and sorrow.
Inspired by "Fallen Angel" by Robbie Robertson.
This Fragile, Peaceful Existence (Post Season Two)
Crowley is trying to relax into this fragile, peaceful existence it appears theyâve been granted after more than six thousand years of being on opposite sides. Millennia of lying about how they feel (I donât even like you) and who they are (Iâm not nice. Iâm never nice.). Eons of burying emotions, eternities of denying desires. They are hard habits to break. But heâs trying.Â
Inspired by "Still the One" by Orleans.
HOLIDAY DRABBLES
The Thirty-One Good Omens Drabbles of Christmas 2024
Rated: E, 3100 words total (100 words each) 31/31 chapters posted (12/31/2024)
A series of Drabbles, one for every day of December 2024. These serve absolutely no purpose except to spread holiday cheer. Some funny, some cozy, some a bit saucy. A bit of smut. Mind the tags.
Thanksgiving Tail 2024
Rated: E, 400 words (100 words each), 4/4 chapters posted, (11/29/2024)
A series of Drabbles set on Thanksgiving Day, starting with Crowley overhearing Aziraphale on the phone and making a very sexy assumption.
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Chapter 6 of Love Rollercoaster by @loveagoodstory87 is out! And like the title might suggest, there is indeed a rollercoaster, partially illustrated here by moi.
Check it out from the start above and then check out the other @gosummerbang fics and art after.
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Post the first lines from your current wips (or your favorite lines, whatever floats your boat! everything's made up and the points don't matter!!) and let your followers vote on which lines intrigue or excite them the most.
WIP 1:
âHowâd things go this week? And whatâs on for the weekend?â Crowley drops heavily into his office chair, takes off his dark glasses, and kicks his feet up onto his desk. Thursday morning is as good a time as any to get started on the weekend. He takes a long sip of coffee and waits for his manager to brief him.
WIP 2:
As Aziraphale settled in with his morning cup of tea, he watched the dust motes lazily drift down through a shaft of sunlight. The bookshop was quiet except for the ticking of the grandfather clock and the purr of Chuck on his lap. He wondered what Dave was getting up to. Trouble was afoot when that kitten got quiet.
WIP 3:
A few minutes before the group is scheduled to start, a young man with dark, curly hair hurries into the room, a messenger bag slung over his shoulder. He stops by the small groups, shakes hands, then walks straight to Aziraphale.Â
âYouâre new,â he says, his hand extended. âIâm Adam Young. Iâm the facilitator for the grief group.â
Aziraphale shakes his hand. Itâs warm and dry, the young manâs grip firm.
Groaning into the cup of coffee heâs just poured, Crowley pulls himself out of his desk chair and stumbles across the hall to Beaâs office. Their suite has a perfectly good intercom system, but Bea canât be bothered to use it. Their voice carriesâdown the hall, through the building, into the elevators, and out to the street belowâratcheting up the headache Crowleyâs been nursing all morning. But, hey, why use the intercom when they can just shout their demands?Â
âYes, your lordship?â Crowley says, bowing low with a sweep of his arm, even though doing so makes his head pound. âHow may I be of service?âÂ
Which snippet intrigues you the most?
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Remaining time: 6 days 17 hours
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there are a lot of Extremely Married moments in good omens, but I maintain that the Most Married moment is when crowley says out of nowhere, âducks! theyâre what water slides off.â and aziraphale heaves a deeply put-upon sigh and says, ââŚ.just drive the car.â
a close runner up is when Aziraphale wants to do magic at Warlockâs birthday party and Crowley just goes, âMake you disappearâ, and Aziraphaleâs not put out in the slightest
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Chapter 6 includes the next illustration by the amazing @hogs-and-ham!!! I'm so excited for you to see it!
This is the last time you get two chapters at a time, and it's only because I COULDN'T RESIST releasing these two at the same time. They go together, what can I say?
Rated E
Tags: Human Road Trip AU, Slow Burn, Friends to Lovers, Crowley POV, Pining, Music/Playlists, Americana, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Eventual Smut (thye're switches, bitches), Love Confessions, Happy Ending
I'm going to start teasing with songs and epigraphs. So, Chapter 5's epigraph song and lyrics:
And time doesn't wait for me
It keeps on rollin'
There's a long road, I've gotta stay in time with, yeah
I've got to keep on chasin' that dream
Though I may never find it
Foreplay/Long Time by Boston
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FULLY WRITTEN - Updates every Thursday!
Big thanks to my betas @unicornbeck and @manekitora 3obby!
A little ficaversary story:
LIVING NEXT DOOR TO AZIRAPHALE
For twenty-four years, Crowley has been living next door to Aziraphale. Twenty-four years of shared dinners and second glasses of wine.
Also twenty-four years of a secret so carefully maintained it became part of the architecture of their lives.
Now Aziraphale is leaving for the South Downs, and Crowley is helping pack up the life they've somehow built together â one box at a time.
Chapter One and Two
Today marks my one-year ficaversary. Exactly one year ago, I posted my first longer Good Omens fic - a rather lovely excuse to celebrate with a new little story.
It's tiny, so Iâll be posting it fairly quickly:
- Two chapters today: Crowleyâs point of view
- Two chapters next Tuesday: Aziraphaleâs point of view
- Two chapters the following Friday: the dramatic finale and epilogue
I hope you have fun - happy ficaversary to me and to you! đđđ
"There's no thought crimes and no thought heroisms" is honestly such a good piece of life advice.
You could be having the most fucked up problematic thoughts 24/7 but if you treat people with kindness, the good you do is the only thing that matters. But if you have only the purest thoughts and all the correct beliefs, it doesn't matter one bit if you spend most of your time being an asshole to people.
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so my partner and i are both huge good omens fans, but she hasnât read the book yet and i have. and i think one of my favorite things is constantly having to reiterate to her that aziraphale is actually So Much More Of A Bastard in the book than in the TV show.
sheâll be like âaziraphale would never suggest harming another living beingâ and i have to be like oh honey. he suggested killing a little boy to get out of work. and then actually tried to do it and only failed because madame tracy said âum wtf??? no???â while he was possessing her.
and then sheâll be like âok but what about when he revives the dove after the magic show at warlockâs partyâ they changed that for the show. crowley originally revived it after aziraphale accidentally killed it.
and then sheâll be like âaw i love how aziraphale loves books so much he owns a bookshopâ babe people literally think heâs with the mafia because he will resort to anything but physical violence to avoid selling his books. he rents in one of the most expensive neighborhoods in London and never sells anything. the mafia canât even fuck with aziraphale because he makes them inexplicably disappear whenever they come around and we are never actually told where they go or what he does to them.
âoh but he loves humanity so much itâs so sweet how he would do anything to save humanityâ book aziraphale doesnât want to save humanity, book aziraphale wants to keep going on little dates with his boyfriend and reading books that he wonât sell and drinking tea and listening to his records in his little bookshop because Heaven is boring as fuck. He actively works to avert the apocalypse because he would have to actually do his job otherwise. Crowley quite literally only manages to convince him to help him stop the apocalypse because he reminds Aziraphale how fucking bored heâd be without creature comforts. Crowleyâs trump card was literally âhelp me or youâll have to watch The Sound of Music.â and Aziraphale FUCKING AGREES TO IT. To get out of watching The Sound of Music.
Book!Aziraphale is a bastard, and I love him.
(I also love TV!Aziraphale, donât get me wrong, but heâs been debastardized by like 70% and I LOVE BASTARD AZIRAPHALE)
If your business can only be reached and all info about it only be accessed via Facebook or Instagram, know that it isnât reachable or accessible AT ALL.
The whole metaverse can no longer be properly viewed without an account and I am definitely not making one just to see your contact info or opening hours.
Get a fucking WEBSITE. It can be just a static landing page with the relevant information. But get off the metaverse!
I think part of the sadness and disorientation for me is realizing that a not-insignificant number of my fellow fans were not "in it" for the same reasons I was. This is fine, there is no value judgement here, it is just unexpected. What I loved about Good Omens, what made it a compelling and well-told story for me, was encapsulated in the book and adapted, on the whole, successfully in S1; muddled in S2; and entirely missing from S3.
Again, this is not a value judgement, no one is required to like what I like or dislike what I dislike. It is just a bit odd to me (this is baby's first fandom, after all) and is taking some getting used to.
The other sad bit is, of course, less the outright insults, which are rare and easy to block, but the more frequent, passive-aggressive statements of the "gosh, it's a shame that finale haters are too stupid/literal/negative/uninformed about trauma to see the beauty" ilk. Again, I block because it's my responsibility to curate my own space. It's just a bummer.
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ok i know i'm one to talk but genuinely if you think đ or â¤ď¸ is "passive aggressive" you might be spending a bit too much time on your phone jeez louise
I use đin text exactly how I use it in meatspace: I concur in a way I am too autistic to put into words worth you consuming. "This response could have been an emoji" ass conversations you know. Say less đ
Our entire ND family uses an IRL thumbs up to signal, you know, thumbs up shit. Everyone from my dad (who died a year ago at 90âyeah, he doesnât do it anymore that I know of) to the 3-year-old grandkid. Itâs a quick shorthand we all understand. Nothing passive-aggressive about it.
I think those are the same people who have issues with terminal punctuation in texts. Too bad. I canât be arsed to care if youâre too lazy to type a period at the end of a sentence and my doing so makes you feel inferior.
for anyone struggling to comprehend/understand the conclusion of Good Omens, i recommend reading (or re-reading) the OG book. i finished a really in-depth analysis of the book and it really helped me understand the point of why the show ended the way it did. iâm gonna leave a page or two of my annotations for your reading pleasure.
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