I dont do much

Awww... You're mommy's good little Janissary, aren't you? You're going to get circumcised and learn to fire an arquebus. Then we're sending you to besiege Belgrade. Aw look, your moustache is already starting to curl into a handlebar. You want to serve the Sultan, don't you?

North carolina should join BRICS just to rock the boat a little

Thank u for this contribution

has someone made a post introducing all the cardinals yet or do i have to google them myself

stop eating turkish delight with the witch in white and come eat hummus with mr. tumnus

the country boys are wearing athleisure. the suburban boys are wearing cowboy shit. The city boys are wearing pristine carhartt. And me ? That’s right. Buck ass naked

source? it was revealed during my nature walk.

add another clove of garlic im not driving

take everything i say with a hint of lime

President Biden... I've just learned that Microsoft Outlook is also being used by the Chinese Communist Party to spy on taxpaying American citizens please pass legislation to ban this dangerous software also while you still can