Snoopy's brother, Spike, from Needles, California

my mom just got a divorce so she's going to help me get my divorce. it's too bad i'll never have a child. i'd love to help them get divorced.

every time i hand sew something i'm amazed that people were doing this in like 2 AD by the light of the oil lamp for literally everything they wore i'd have killed somebody

i stay trimming my bangs regularly because if they get too long this just turns into the Griffith Berserk cut

i need to eat an absurd amount of raw salmon i want to get gout

do i like pickman sangfielle so much because she's a giant goat woman or am i compelled by goat women because of pickman sangfielle. we may never know.

i would like some crackers with cream cheese and pepper jelly on them

i saw a lot of real banger movies so far this year let's keep em coming