Get Out of my Kitchen

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

oh this was about someone specific

i mean.......you know my vote ;)

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

gender is a scam made by bathroom companies to sell you more bathrooms

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’

Ich will das Twink vernichtet

Reblog to give a hug, a forehead kiss, and a grilled cheese cut diagonal to the person you reblogged it from. 

ok. enough suffering now. i am seeking out delight

ok. enough suffering now. i am seeking out delight

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me