life Is A Joke

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Apparently when i was a kid as soon as i could dictate what i wanted for christmas i asked for nothing but a 'glamorous chair' in my letters to santa over and over until my mum got tired of my relentless faggotry and staplegunned a purple feather boa to a stool for me

I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like "aaahh. you got me" and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind

Identifies " my mother" and all of them pop like bejewelled

Grandma got her shit clocked by a reindeer

paul atreides get your country ass over here my momma says you been in the desert riding a worm as big as a damn bus

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

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The scheming eunuch is a sweet baby

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