life Is A Joke

Hey it's not showing up in the rbs for some reason but this is the continuation!

cops love to say people died “in a drug deal gone wrong” and people who disappeared mysteriously “probably died in a drug deal gone wrong”

which is code for “we dgaf and think this person was a throwaway human. no time to investigate this, we’ve got traffic tickets to write”

“obviously this consistently legally gainfully employed 45 year old mother of 3 with no history of drug use or previous criminal convictions was killed moving bricks of coke in the gulf or something. classic signs of a drug deal gone wrong. no need to look for her body or scrutinize her former husband with a 20 year history of abuse, he passed a lie detector test.” is what a lot of cold case missing persons cases sound like

how victorian <- is referring to the tv show victorious

how edwardian <- is referring to the tv show ed edd n eddy

i’m in love with u

what should I listen to

women

my peanuts went sour

Im here for u if u are dapressed and need to be tenderley comforted for your dumb as fuck mistake

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

my whole dash is foot stuff suddenly and while i cannot join you where you’re going i wish you peace on your journey

feeling so safe and anonymized rn

damn they ain't lying, it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people.

Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

the more time you spend in active recovery from any given self destructive behavior or addiction the more you understand the common conception of the "relapse" as defined by a broken "streak" to be, like, so bad for one's own well-being that it would be funny if it weren't resulting in just a lot of misery and death

I told my girlfriend to think of quitting vaping as training her endurance by seeing how long she can run before she gets tired, then doing it again and hoping to go further next time. She said it really helped her.