life Is A Joke

walking a mile in the shoes of someone you dislike is actually kinda awesome because not only are you now a mile away from that idiot but you also have their shoes

turns out the creator yugioh the abridged series, littlekuriboh, goes by she/her now. trans women make literally everything on the internet

not enough long-haired men fix that shit

if you've never been clinically depressed, this is the short version

they call me the text ignorer for reasons I'll probably explain to you in a few days or so

raise 2 birds in 1 home

raise 2 birds in 1 home

brush 2 birds with 1 comb

Horny people legally cannot consent. Horniness is a clouded state like inebriation. If you are partway through sex and you realize you might've become horny, it is illegal to continue. If you have ever made someone horny, you are a bad person.

every day since august 5th 2026 at 3:50PM i’ve woken up and recited this 6 times from memory every morning before i start my day of slamming my hands in a long string of car doors that actually all sit on a conveyor belt and come to me so i don’t have to go anywhere to crush my little dingoes

@officialshakirablog1 green is such a fun color for you queen

if you set off a rube goldberg type death trap to kill someone, if it's a long enough machine, it ceases to become your fault if somebody dies at the end. that's how I've gotten away with it all these years, and why I'm still going to heaven.