life Is A Joke

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

Wait a minute this isnt anal sex this is tennis

unfortunate truth of reality is that oftentimes 15 year olds will say/do/believe some stupid bullshit because they are 15 but telling them that they believe that because they are 15 is probably the most counterproductive thing in the entire universe

just gained a pound of knowledge

i'm close ☹️

baby's first everything ever

when i try to be nice to myself: he's not gonna fuck you bro

theyre pinning my wings to a cork board tomorrow

in a past life i was the ballistic gel torso they bring out on stuff like knife or death or mythbusters. to cut the questions off at the pass, yes it's still a past life even though i was born before my life as the ballistic gel torso, and continue to live well past the end of my life as the ballistic gel torso, and also yes, it was sexual

What was it like directing hellboy

guillermo gel torso

To the tumblr user who I just blocked, I hope you at least know (if you're not a bot, which I suspect you might be) that 'can I get your mom's linkedin' is, like, a generational innovation in negging