life Is A Joke

in a past life i was the ballistic gel torso they bring out on stuff like knife or death or mythbusters. to cut the questions off at the pass, yes it's still a past life even though i was born before my life as the ballistic gel torso, and continue to live well past the end of my life as the ballistic gel torso, and also yes, it was sexual

What was it like directing hellboy

guillermo gel torso

To the tumblr user who I just blocked, I hope you at least know (if you're not a bot, which I suspect you might be) that 'can I get your mom's linkedin' is, like, a generational innovation in negging

i have to post stupid shit that isn't funny or interesting sometimes because i don't want my posting gland to get impacted

help i just heard the worst most heterosexual hallmark movie retail playlist ass song ever and i was thinking this is like if tswift was worse and right at that moment my 60 year old bostonian coworker turns to me beaming and goes This is the best taylor swift song its for the new toy story movie

when I see this post I think a lot about books that depict abuse of all kinds. and I think about how cathartic it must be to write those books, for people who are affected by abuse. I know how cathartic it can be to read those books as someone who has experienced abuse. I also know that I share a world with people who claim to be against abuse and all its depictions, while simultaneously turning a blind eye to abuse present in their daily lives, in the real world. and while I express as much empathy as I can for those lily-livered sensitives who cannot stand the thought of such abuses, I also find that those people are the least helpful in times where assistance is necessary. pearl clutching is a worthless act and you serve no one with your personal indignations as repulsive fiction is merely a reflection of a repulsive world—one which very few actually attempt to remedy.

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

there's only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones

I just purchssed the rights to the deltarune musical for 850,000$

Thank you sensitive pervert. This will save Tenna’s odds of winning the sexyman poll

Dont know who/what that is, this was purely a business decision to extract money from children

remember when things were simple

this is the saddest fucking image on this website

Mommy doesn't get it. Explain the joke. Explain the joke for Mommy.

The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.