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job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

i assumed this was porn

tumblring for these 6 people always in my notifications

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

me to the accursed whispering amulet: hey can you speak up please i have an audio processing disorder

i was meant to be someones spoiled and mischievous house cat

im so sorry i never participated in the reblog game you tagged me in i love you very much im just so tired

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

this has been scheduled since last month

today

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.