2 watermelons for the price of 3

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

are you serious?

At this point I'm like 100% sure that Nintendo created the idea of cool badass feminist space hero Samus Aran entirely by accident and has been trying desperately to sand her edges off and make her appealing to The Patriarchy ever since

The original creator of Metroid was famously actually pissed at how cool she was in Prime and ragequit the series after everyone hated his "intended" vision of her in Other M. The only reason Metroid exists as a series is because lack of cutscenes in the NES-era and the SHOCKING TWIST GENDER REVEAL meant she couldn't be given her weird regressive views of womanhood before people had a chance to fall in love with what she obviously *was* and *should have been*.

has anyone ever actually seen a shareholder or are we just supposed to believe they actually exist

I did once when I was working in a coffee shop. He was on a business call loudly talking about some tech speculation. When I asked him how it went a few days later, he panicked and asked how I knew such sensitive information. From this I gather they are of weak constitution, and startle easily

I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"

technically narc isnt even short for narcotics officer its just cant for Cop, I believe Roma in origin

I read years ago in a book that it was derived from nakk, Romani for nose, as in someone who always has their nose in other people's business

ITS DERIVED FROM "NARCO" AS IN "NARCOTICS" WHAT FUCKING BOOK

Etymology is always doing some shit like this

Convergent evolution.

Linguistic crab

Two entire linguistic traditions have merged to remind you not to be a fuckin narc

generally so many creative and interesting design opportunities in art are culled by profit-seeking. it will inevitably = conforming to prevailing misogynistic beauty standards/being engineered for maximum mass appeal. it is market incentives that suppress creative experimentation bc everything is optimized for perceived widespread consumer acceptance. that is at the core of this fundamentally misogynistic phenomenon too

stay safe

REPORT THIS PIECE OF SHIT AND GET HIS MEDICAL LICENSE REVOCED!

Pro-tip: if you post about hating American Vietnam Vets enough, redditors will stop reposting you to r/CuratedTumblr without you being blacklisted or anything

You can also do this by pointing out that /r/CuratedTumblr is a circlejerk endlessly farming karma off of other people's witticisms but often don't understand the humour of the website they steal from (see my "sanity bar" post, which they maliciously misinterpreted to the point of calling me slurs over it) and will wail and gnash their teeth if you ever post your own original content