2 watermelons for the price of 3

the great thing about the wuxia genre is you can start a sect called the Evil Blood Cult in a place called Demon Mountain that’s a volcano full of poison and you all wear crazy gothic black and red hanfu and practice Sinister Backstabber Style kung fu and like. that’s not a deterrent to prospective disciples. do all that and a fuckton of bright eyed youngsters will still show up at your door and say hello i would like to join the demon mountain evil blood cult where do i sign up?

Lockheed Martin was at my college's job fair

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

literally doing the whole "I wish femininity was as impossible for me as it is for you!"

also the casual implication that someone coercively assigned male at birth presenting feminine is inherently "genderfuckery" or "mindfuck" as if that's a good thing like, as a transfem, i would in fact greatly prefer if people saw me presenting fem and just saw me as a woman (even if technically i'm nonbinary) but then again we all know TMEs don't ever think that far (also dishonourable mention to all the white emoji users in the reacts)

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

3410 W 3rd St, Los Angeles, CA 90020

Don't ask that tourist friendly pedestrian friendly modern country how they feel about refugees

quite callous how the general societal reaction to allegations of child abuse increasing in frequency seems to have been "all these millions of people are lying and faking on the internet for clout, parents are the only real protectors for children" instead of "perhaps there is something wrong structurally with how we treat children"

"why are millennials/gen z/etc going no contact with their parents?" is really not a difficult question to answer

i think that genuinely one of the most disgusting bits that keeps coming up is when usamericans practice a historical or cultural skill specifically to go and grandstand about being better at it than the people whos culture it originates from

i think that white boy should go to hell for perfectly ordering in classical chinese

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No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

Now, one might look at these numbers and be lead to believe that half of all tumblr users don't read posts. However, in the replies to this post you will find over a hundred users who will happily clarify to you that actually the reason why they voted the way they did isn't cause they didn't read the post but actually because they didn't bother to look at the words in the post and process them as language, a technique commonly referred to as reading the post.

Hi I'm American movie director, here's my idea for a live action movie based on a widely beloved series: Ok so a team of US soldiers are transported to another world.

Bold new direction for the zelda CDI series

I was gonna make a joke about sonic, then remembered the sonic movies, then I was gonna make a joke about pacman, and remembered pixels. So really the point here is that the United States is Satan.