[insert cool reference here]

They should invent a Being Alive that’s Free

"this is what ive BEEN saying" - me about a thought that 99% only exists in my brain and i maybe mentioned briefly in one tag once

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

if i ever had godlike powers over the nature of animals i'd just make crabs smarter. like on par with crows or something. you'll walk out onto the pier at night and see a group of crabs working together to drag an unconscious man into the water. you can't help him now. he's gone.

at this rate i think i could basically be human by the end of the year

the way i understand the difference between blorbo and The Character is that blorbo activities are 1. fun and 2. voluntary. when youre rotating blorbo in your mind you’re playing with your tuoys. but when The Character has got ahold of you then you are a tortured artist being plagued by visions

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.

"history will absolve me" as the e-mail signature

well. at least there's maladaptive daydreaming

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

this coffee tastes like i can still have a beautiful life