RZA making a terrible beat for Guitar Center is one of the funniest videos to ever exist. Every new sound just makes the beat worse and you can see him visibly panicking the entire time.
also the comments are great
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Phantogram Three
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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$LAYYYTER
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EXPECTATIONS
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KIROKAZE
occasionally subtle
Not today Justin
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RZA making a terrible beat for Guitar Center is one of the funniest videos to ever exist. Every new sound just makes the beat worse and you can see him visibly panicking the entire time.
also the comments are great

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"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about
Yeah. Never ever in my life have I used it.
Peasant who I transported from the late Roman empire: So, has the mother church agreed that the Son and the Father are homo ousios or homoi ousios? Me: Next up, I'm going to need you to try one Dorito that's Flamas flavor and one that's Flamin' Hot Limon flavor. I'm particularly interested in whether or not they seem different to you. Peasant: Please. My eternal salvation in the heavenly kingdom depends on it. Me: After that, I have a Lay's chip called "All Dressed", and I'd love to hear what you would guess is the recipe
Me: And that should just about do it! Before I send you back, could you just pick one chip that's your overall favorite? Peasant: The preacher told me Jesus would return in my lifetime. Has he truly abandoned this sin-stained world for so long? Me: I already told you, God got killed in the 1800s by science. Now are you gonna pick or should I just put down Zesty Cool Ranch?
The peasant, back in his own time: I must do all that I can in order to prevent this unholy future, while also still inventing Hickory BBQ Wavy Lays. Those were pretty good.

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the crazy thing about this place called “grocery store” is that you always need to go there. especially if you like, just went.
gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr
"this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it"
❌ False
The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.
"those are his hooves, bitch."
✅ True
Those are his hooves, bitch.
I'm trying to take the high road but I'm like, dragging myself bleeding and sobbing along the high road while looking so so longingly at the low road
#AND that fucker taking the low road is going to get to Scotland afore me. very annoying.
you won't believe the weather we've been getting [remembers to avoid giving away my location] the sky was turned to darkness and the moon to blood, and the stars fell from the heavens.
Detroit

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Local restaurant having trouble with whores apparently.
I hate what AI has done to the sparkle emoji. Give it back
For anyone who hasn't seen them before, Hidden Search Operators are handy tricks you can use when you're either searching or filtering AO3.
summary: string is a generic way of explaining that you can search AO3 for a specific word that appears in a summary. You can do this from the search bar in the header, from the Any Field box at the top of the Advanced Search form, or from the Search Within Results box at the bottom of the filter menu.
Examples:
summary: Bruce
summary: "Bruce Banner"
summary: Bruce OR summary: Banner OR summary: Hulk
You need to put quotation marks around your search term if it is more than one word. The quotes make sure that the site searches for those two words together.
The other two operators listed work best in the Search Within Results box.
expected_number_of_chapters: 1 will return results where every fic has only 1 chapter currently posted.
You can use -expected_number_of_chapters: 1 if you want results where every fic has more than 1 chapter currently posted.
otp:true will return results where there is only 1 relationship tag on the fic. If you want results where there are 2+ relationship tags (and no fics with only 1 relationship tag) then you can use otp:false
This post is going around again (with an unfortunate syntax error on it - this version is correct), so I thought I'd add some information that folks have mentioned wanting in the notes.
Any time you want help with how to use AO3, look for the question mark bubbles. Clicking or tapping on those bubbles will open up a pop up window with information on that specific part of AO3. For example, here's the information for Include filters.
2. When you log into AO3 for the first time, you'll have a banner on your dashboard that gives you a ton of links and information that's useful for new users. A lot of people will dismiss this banner without ever reading it, but you can get it back at any time.
Go to your Preferences, scroll down to Misc. and check the box next to Turn the new user help banner back on. Update your preferences, and the banner will return.
3. When you first tap or click into the search in the header bar, a little popup tip appears below the text box. This is showing you an example of a search that you can do.
4. If you've never seen the filters before, click or tap on any tag that you're interested in. On a wide screen like a laptop, the filters will appear on the right hand side of the screen. On a narrow screen like a phone, you can tap on the Filters button for the menu to appear.
5. The FAQ has a series of questions related to Searching and Browsing on the Archive. You can find the FAQ in the dropdown under the word About in the header.
6. You can also just click on stuff and see what happens. For example, if you're wondering what the four icons at the top corner of each fic blurb mean, you can just click on them and get a popup with the key. Same thing if you're wondering about the icons at the top right of a bookmark.
7. I almost forgot ☝️If you want to see fics based on the primary pairing but you're okay with additional ships being in the fic (so otp:true won't work for you) - there's a script for that! AO3 Only Show Primary Pairing.
This post is extremely long now, but if you're wondering about other things just drop them in the notes.
affirmations when opening a stuck jar:
I am stronger than the jar
I know what left and right are
smashing the jar will make a mess
I have strong and dextrous hands
I have opened jars before and I will open jars again
experiencing adolescence in the 2010s has fucked my perspective of the word “epic” totally beyond repair. i will forever view it in the same league as words like “awesomesauce” and “legitness” im sorry. theres just no going back
any time i read the word "epic" this fucking thing flashes in my mind

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i should watch more movies and i should read more and i should get a new hobby and i should pick my old hobbies back up and i should clean my house and i should start exercising regularly and i should get a degree in something and i should quit my job and i should commit a crime and i should burn down a building and actually i should leave my life and become a hermit living in the mountains and talking to birds
To be fair you usually don’t grind a burrito into digestible mush with your fibula