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can more losers reblog this please where are my fellow No’s

I’m literally always saying this. U have to kill yourself to just look like some guy in a shirt

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When did i rise

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

just blocked someone for an anti-tofu url. never let your guard down

a number of people seem to be interpreting this post as being about blocking people for silly petty reasons That is not my intention. This is a specifically pro-tofu post And it is serious to me. fuck you if you hate tofu

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

'marn why were you buying 25 lemonades' great question. on july 5th i am going to livestream myself and my roommates taste testing as many kinds of lemonade as we can find. we have 59 so far.

Person in the grocery store had amazon rainforest sounds blasting on their phone as they shopped and I think that's a beautiful use of free will

"people who don't wear headphones in public are a nuisance" except this one. I respect their indomitable human spirit

May I please have 1 everything

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

Interesting I like it

"it's a tv show" "it's not real" i don't care. NO SHOES ON THE BED