I fucking love my bitter pill! Not even hard to swallow!

retiring to your chambers >>>>>>

underrated ship dynamic is 'they deserve each other /derogatory'

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

one of these big new indie cartoons should release with an exclusive adopt of like the main character. pay up 10000 dollars to be the only one whos legally allowed to draw pomni. i feel like the resulting fandom drama would change the face of the internet it would be so cool

yeah hi this is actually a horrible idea why would you want this

i like when bad things happen

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it