FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE

why does the wikipedia page for paranoid personality disorder have some kind of goblin on it

old people are always sayin shit like 'back in MY day depression wasnt real, nobody was mentally ill and if they were they got locked up cause they were for real sick in the head' and then all music for all of history has been some shit like EVERYTHING IS FUCKED / I DRINK THE PAIN AWAY / EVERYBODYS GOT A PLAN / AND ITS TO DIE off Baleen Parkers hit anthology album MURDER SUICIDE AND OTHER MODERN CLASSICS

controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i'm going to live forever. i take my time. realistically however my lifespan is dreadfully limited and there are things i've "been meaning to do" that i will never get around to. the Emoji Movie came out almost 10 years ago. in all that time on any random day i could've decided to sit down and watch it, and i did not. how many more decades will slip by like this? conceivably, it could be all the decades i have left. watching the Emoji Movie would not be, after all, a crucial use of my time. much better things to do. i could easily postpone it over and over and over until my final breath where it may not even register to me that i never did watch the Emoji Movie. no great loss, certainly; and yet i find myself intrigued by Patrick Stewart's involvement

I go outside regularly

no you don't

okay fine I go outside weirdly

the speed at which music changes from the 50s-60s is really funny to me. you listen to music from like the 30s-50s and you go ok yeah this is Early Modern Music this is Fifties Music that existed in the Fifties made by people in the Fifties from Fifties Society and then a decade later its like, actual Songs,

My old person take today is that I feel like people have normalized being on your phone every single moment including when you're spending "quality" time with others so much that they're defensive if someone isn't ok with it. Yes, you have a problematic relationship with your phone and social media if you physically cannot put it down for a couple of hours to like, have dinner with your friends. It's a show of respect for other people's time and energy as well as important to be present and connect with people around you. Your parents who told you no phone at the table were right for that one.