The Bacon Sandwich Of Regret

This fanart is probably years old and it haunts me since like 2022 to this day

still upset anyagiles wasn’t endgame. devastated, even. one I think he would treat her better than xander ever did. two giles absolutely lays pipe better than xander EVER did. three someone makes a may/december snide remark about anya and giles and she SNAPS at them like “god forbid you let a demon have fun with a boytoy a couple hundred years her junior”

she just has so many issues wrt getting older, but with giles she tells him during pillow talk like “I’m glad you’re going to be senile and die way before i go thru menopause and my pussy gets dry” (affectionate) and he’s like “????? thanks. also I know a spell for magic lube”

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

so the synopsis of The Ring is: you will die 7 days after watching this videotape. my question is does that apply to rewatching the tape. let's say I watch the tape, wait 6 days, and watch it again. does the timer reset to 7 days? can I do this indefinitely? can I become functionally immortal by watching the evil videotape on a weekly basis?

@diesel-park