The Bacon Sandwich Of Regret

I think instrumence should be free for those who are pure of heart

u should be able to put ur hand down and let the instrument sniff u and if it smells a beautiful quality in ur heart and spirit that's ur instrument now. stray tumpet follow you home.. bwaa

A few weeks ago we were getting our car back from the shop and by chance tangented into anime chat with the check out desk clerk (I complimented her eyelashes [you would have too trust me], my housemate complimented her tatoo, it was from Jujutsu Kaisen), and as soon as we hit the "anime threshold" she dropped from cheerful customer service mode into this intense almost drill-sargeant-like seriousness about the topic, including making sure we did like a four point inspection of her black Mustang GT Demonslayer itasha. Phenomenal to see that level of love for something.

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

disappears into the fog with a gay little run that pisses you off

you are fifteen thousand generations removed from stone tools

to be clear you are fifteen thousand generations removed from the invention of stone tools. not from the end of stone tools. modern humans are still using stone tools.

I thought you meant we were descendents -of- stone tools

your father was a handaxe and your mother smelt of microliths

"Grace doesnt have enough food on the jorney to Erid" yeah but Rocky does. Rocky has plenty, in fact, Rocky had enough food for 23 eridians for a bit over 30 years (because they were also expected to make the jorney back) Rocky has so much food, and he cant give any to grace because it will kill him. Every meal he makes he can hear Grace's body slowly collapsing in on itself from hunger. Rocky has to sit there, with way more than enough food for 2 and still watch his best friend starve to death.