The Bacon Sandwich Of Regret

television exists so that lesser known actors can be cast in random mid to decent shows nobody watches where they will deliver astonishing performances potentially superior to anything winning any kind of award for no reason at all

Bro didnt even MENTION hullabaloo

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

Money (I'm not rich but I'd def call myself middle class at this point) can buy happiness because I look at the list of things I have booked to see and it makes me happy. Rich people are just shit at it

I think where most rich people go wrong is that they're not using money to *buy* happiness. They're trying to make money *equal* happiness. So they amass dragon's hoards of wealth and make a show of spending it on things that *could* make a person happy, but they're not buying it for happiness, they're buying it to show off and to add to their hoard as a treasure.

You make an excellent point, actually. Trying to get a high score instead of have fun

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate golf since I began to live. There are roughly 2.25 million acres of land dedicated to golfing in the United States of America. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each blade of grass in those millions of acres, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for golf courses at this micro-instant. For golf. Hate. Hate.

i'm seeing a couple terfs in the notes so just a reminder that the only thing stupider than golf is calling yourself a "feminist" and then turning around and hating women who fought for the right to be women, please consider reblogging if your hatred of golf is rivaled only by your love for trans women

so eva stratt really looked grace dead in the eye and sang, “welcome to the final show / hope you’re wearing your best clothes” before proceeding to pack up his silly science pun shirts and his favorite sweater for a suicide mission he didn’t want to go on, huh?

#not her fault he didn’t have any better clothes for her to pack 🙄

Nigel Farage got milkshaked again, what a time to be alive

he tried to tell em smh

lmao i’m reading this essay from the 1580s that mentions how if you were wearing a big elizabethan ruff and you got caught in the rain it would flip up in the wind and hit you in the face, and then you’d have to spend the rest of the day with your stupid soggy ruff all flaccid on your shoulders. can you imagine. whole new potentials for pathetic unlocked