Ramblings of a wolf

trans girl learning with horror that unlike human hrt, the dragon hrt very much does give her the ability to become pregnant

trans girl getting to the point of passing where her handlers can turn her out to skypasture with the other theriform dragons and she immediately learns she’s on the bottom of the social hierarchy

the dragon has captured a silly little knight trying to sneak up and slay her in her sleep. waste not, she supposes. she’s been wanting a mate. sure, she’s a lesbian, but she can fix that about her new mate. she’d rather be with a dragon than a human, but she can fix that too

"haha these alpha trad men really just have dom/sub kinks!" i know misogyny isn't real to a lot of you guys but did you know that some people just actually do genuinely think women are inferior creatures

like if you actually threw one of these trad men into the dom/sub community, he would just be a danger to a female sub because the problem isn't really with him wanting to dominate but with the the fact that he has internalized the idea that women as a whole are not deserving of respect as equals and exist to be dominated

hey what if I was a big quadruped beast and you were impaled on me, tied up tight against my belly so that with every step my cock jolted inside of you, making you come until you passed out. what then.

what if you regained consciousness just long enough to realise you were pinned to the ground with my full weight on top of you, lazily rutting into you for what must have been hours, and your panicked squirming and thrashing is what gets me to spill inside you, filling you til it drips down your legs. what would you do about that.

monsterfuckery type saw trap except nothing bad really happens except for you having sex that is deeply humiliating to you

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

tried to set a trap for the wandering hero of justice but instead i caught the wandering villainous pervert. but i have no clue what to do with it. the trap was supposed to be really embarrassing and demeaning but the villainous pervert seems to outright enjoy that kind of thing.

This was a pretty awesome trap can you let me out now

I was gonna use it as a test subject for an assault and battery of tests but it's hard to do pervert experiments on someone who's already a pervert. No, I'm not going to let you out. Uh. Presses the lever that drops you through a series of pipes and chutes surrounded by disembodied hands that force you into a pretty dress that's secretly a bondage thing but you're also still being held up dangling by the hands.

Kyaaaaa~!!! XD

Ugh. It doesn't even repeat insistently that it'll defeat me. What's the point?

i will defeat you

Wait fuck did the trap not reset in time. You shouldn't be down here, little hero. I left a little package of herotreats in the. Definitely-not-a-trap up there. Don't you want them?

the only thing i want is to defeat every villain. starting with you

No! Wait! Stop! That's my favorite white tile on the floor right there! If you step on it and get it dirty... I don't know what I'd do. I'd be defeated forever.

you fool. you've revealed your weakness. steps on it triumphantly

what the hell. release me at once so i can defeat you

I'm just trying to see what else I can activate! ☆ ~ XP

You know that if you activate anything, you and the hero of justice will be forced through the same chambers and end up in the same weird outfit. Then it'd be too hard for me to tell the two of you apart. Also don't press anything I still need to challenge the hero of justice to a game of tickling.

I HAVE TO ACTIVATE IT IMMEDIATELY. STARTS FLAILING FOR THE CONTROLS

i will defeat you

Alright, and which one of you pressed the buttons?

I pressed the buttons~! ^_^

You just know the ye olde peasants went NUTS at that last part

We don’t say sblood enough we should bring it back

This becomes even funnier if you imagine that Hamlet doesn’t play the flute either; he just one day had the idea for this devastating comeback and has been carrying a flute on him for the last two years in case he got a chance to use it.

commenting under art of a thin character "oh they look like they give the most dogshit hugs. like being embraced by a wet skeleton"

Look, when you see someone talking about a particular bit of tabletop RPG rules tech and your first reaction is "well, that just doesn't sound practical", your first question should be whether you've actually identified a problem, or whether you've merely assumed without justification that every part of the game in question other than the bit you just read about is identical to Dungeons & Dragons.

You need to understand that I get "but that doesn't make sense because how would it interact with levelling up" in my notifications like three times a week.