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hello everyone it is me the real Talor Swift i want to come out as gay and lesbians really badly but i need just a little more money so that i can pay my PR guys to allow me to express my 🏳️‍🌈. please send $500 to my venmo so i an finally make pride music. 0/$700

Piracy is a “victimless crime”? Idk i was kinda hoping there would be a victim. I want the mouse dead

You probably thought today was a normal Thursday. Nooooope. Big Papa Huge Time actually.

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

i will never risk saying this in an actual gaming server but I don't think constantly screaming out of anger when you're playing is good

if a game is making you so angry that you have to scream, dusturbing the whole house and distressing your teammates maybe close the game and go cool your head and i mean this in the nicest most literal way possible

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore