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new evidence shows dogs have "intuitive mastery of the bessemer steelmaking process", backing up centuries of anecdotes by blacksmiths in which a dog would whine and bark in distress when pig iron was heated without sufficient access to air in their presence. "It's possible Bessemer or others who claimed to have invented the process were inspired by the behavior of dogs, or that dogs communicated the details of this vital industrial process to them by unknown means", paper concludes

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

blunt force feminization

was at the public pool yesterday and i kept looking around at all the women with fat and rolls and stretch marks and discolouration and cellulite and scars and thighs that bounce and bellies that jiggle and it's like wow. literally Everyone has these features that society is trying to convince us are evil and unnatural. idk it just really put things into perspective for me. highly recommend checking out your local public pool

The loudest guy in the fucking world: hey man

There's more after 'hey man' but you're deaf now

i’ll never trust a man who listens to music. you should be listening to women.

im gonna leave so much environmental storytelling in my apartment when i die so the first responders can walk around like a nancy drew esque point and click game